Florida's 1st congressional district representative, Matt Gaetz came to me in a dream last night. - Upgoat

Florida's 1st congressional district representative, Matt Gaetz came to me in a dream last night.
submitted by BigDickMcGee to whatever 3.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 05:29:34 ago (+4/-0) (whatever)

He told me Taco Bell Dorito locos tacos will cure the Corona Virus.

[ - ] heygeorge 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 05:55:54 ago (+1/-0)

How could you hear his wisdom over the whistle?

[ - ] ShitsInHoneypots 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 09:35:03 ago (+1/-1)

I once dreamed I seduced Beto O'Rourke's wife.

At the time I didn't even know he had a wife, I assumed he was gay.

When I woke up I googled her, and saw pictures of the chick I boned in the dream.

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Florida's 1st congressional district representative, Matt Gaetz came to me in a dream last night. submitted by BigDickMcGee to whatever 3.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 05:29:34 ago (+4/-0) (whatever)

Florida's 1st congressional district representative, Matt Gaetz came to me in a dream last night.
submitted by BigDickMcGee to whatever 3.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 05:29:34 ago (+4/-0) (whatever)