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What's the best birth control method?

submitted by anon to askanon 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:30:25 ago (+5/-2)     (askanon)

I'm getting married soon which means I'll have access to sex. I wanna have kids but I don't wanna have a kid EVERY TIME i fuck my future wife. What's a good and unkiked birth control method that isn't inconvenient/immoral/unhealthy?


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[ - ] anon 1509171 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:39:27 ago (+5/-0)

Condoms. The pill causes a physiological change in her body and preferences. Also you’ll want to know her cycles. This should be common knowledge since you’re devoting your life to her and all, but these days guys just don’t give a shit about important things anymore.

[ - ] anon 2054406 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:31:35 ago (+0/-0)

Wrap it AND pull out.

[ - ] anon 1341703 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 18:18:22 ago (+6/-2)

I'm getting married soon which means I'll have access to sex.
LOL Poor guy.

[ - ] anon 3167363 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:00:20 ago (+4/-0)

Falcon punch

[ - ] anon 2772425 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 23:04:25 ago (+2/-0)

getting married soon which means I'll have access to sex.

Congratulations on your autism. You have to fuck her in the golden window to get her pregnant, it depends exactly on when she drops her eggs, but typically avoid between days 7-15 and you won’t get her pregnant.

Also you could just pull out, it works really well so long as you don’t slip up.

[ - ] anon 3585703 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 21:32:25 ago (+2/-0)

I wanna have kids but I don't wanna have a kid EVERY TIME i fuck my future wife.

You are truly a retard.

[ - ] anon 1509171 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 08:15:49 ago (+0/-0)

I dunno, anon. Maybe he can’t afford to raise 2000 kids.

[ - ] anon 3585703 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 16:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

Anon needs to get a second job then

[ - ] anon 4205566 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:55:20 ago (+3/-1)

the ancient ones used medicinal herbs and whatnot to cause a miscarriage
in order to prevent unwanted children

the reason why jews popularized abortion was because they can make money off the dead baby material

while it's not exactly murder, intentionally creating a miscarriage still wastes a fertile egg
https://files.catbox.moe/wid0ub.jpg

regardless, you should aim for at least 3 kids (replacement level since it takes two parents to produce one offspring)

after that... you can use whatever method

[ - ] anon 2772425 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 23:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

Also don’t listen to anyone about condoms. They are terrible.

[ - ] anon 4163181 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 21:03:02 ago (+1/-0)

Listen up because this is probably the best advise you'll get. Women have cycles as everyone knows. Learn them. When they are ovulating the sexual fluids change. There is normal wet and there is babymaking wet. Babymaking wet is like egg white texture. It can be stretchy, stringy but you should notice the difference. If you don't want to knock her up wrap it up especially during this time.

[ - ] anon 2618221 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

Ladycomp

[ - ] anon 2618221 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:17:29 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] anon 8264513 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 00:48:23 ago (+0/-0)

as long as shes nursing the baby, she should usually not be able to get pregnant again. then control WHEN you have sex, according to her ovulation cycle. and if she is so horny during her ovulation that she NEEDS to be fucked, clean her ass out with water and use that hole. god put it so close together for a reason.

but why not simply have 10 kids?

[ - ] anon 3948818 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 8, 2021 00:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 5616471 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 21:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

Karezza sex. Aka you hold it in. Transmutate your semen's energy just like warriors and monks of the past.

[ - ] anon 4171917 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 21:06:35 ago (+0/-0)

I have a secret witch doctor potion which is guaranteed to work. Send me $50 in bitcoin and I will ship it to you.

[ - ] anon 1607459 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 17:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

Pull out. Its easy and free.

Whatever you choose avoid pills. They mess with your body chemistry and then that goes into the water. This stuff isnt properly filtered from the water and eventually affects the body chemistry of others. Body chemistry of course affects the mind. No reason to contribute to messing with the minds and bodies of others. The world needs men that act like men and women that act like women.

Know that anything they insert into your body has a decent chance of breaking and then aimlessly wandering about your body and causing damage / pain in the process.

[ - ] anon 3944739 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 16:51:46 ago (+0/-0)

When you have all the kids you want snip snip

[ - ] anon 3948818 -1 points 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 20:52:54 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] anon 4047509 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 7, 2021 21:16:20 ago (+1/-0)

i can cum three or four times in a row. you might want to get yourself checked if you just blow once a day.