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PSA: TURDLORD5000 CHAT ALTS IN VOAT.XYZ and beyond!

submitted by ThreadKiller to news 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:26:52 ago (+1/-8)     (news)

Amuse yourselves by seeing how many of this woefully-incomplete list of alts post and fluff each other. Is this really okay with Goats? Discuss!!

Blumen4alles - really wants to find the legal loophole
big_fat_dangus
TheSimulacra
KatHarzso
TheKingOfOphanim
◦ incellivision = SERENDIPITY
◦ Gabara
◦ Cynabuns - claims xyz global admin - yo site is hijacked, goatz WHO IS The_Venerable
◦ PeterPanWannabe
◦ OMG HE SAYS HE WAS SERENDIPITY ON VOAT
◦ he is system
◦ He has to be hey_george - uses the word sperg
◦ HulkJizz says "alleged SBBH cabal" when all of those alts can be pinned to him
◦ Dial
◦ AloisH
◦ thebearfromstartrack2
◦ mikenigger "try" says MN is also Daveguerin and Monica (who showed up in chat today)
◦ 2drunk been showing up in the same voice
◦ He mentions SaneGoatISwear he MUST be him and has hey_george say he has redeeming qualities
◦ paul_neri high suspect
◦ whostolemyusername
◦ Nosferatjew
◦ thoughtcrime
◦ Artificial _Intelligentile
◦ Jewpacabra highly suspect
◦ fightknightHERO agitating against his own alts
◦ Broc_Liath
◦ I really don't know what to think about CognitiveDissident5 but we do not get along on SV and "she" posts to goatpen preview, which ONLY SBBH DOES and we can probably pin him as all the "mods" there
◦ mumbleberry asking about self-promotion means yes
◦ He must be "try"
◦ Barack Obama


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 03:54:25 ago (+5/-0)

"◦ He has to be hey_george - uses the word sperg"

No one else has ever used that word. Good work Columbo.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:02:35 ago (+0/-3)

You stole MrPim, too, I see

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:14:02 ago (+3/-0)

Well of course I did. I am everyone. I am in fact you. The entire history of Voat has been nothing but a fantasy inside your drug addled brain. No one and nothing here is real. So you should probably log out and never come back.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -1 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:20:16 ago (+0/-1)

I already necked myself and came back stronger - do you really want that?

[ - ] MaroonSaint 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 17:59:52 ago (+1/-0)

I am also TurdLord5000. CARL!

[ - ] BigDickMcGee 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 18:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

I knew it!!!

[ - ] v0atmage 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:59:27 ago (+4/-0)

Spamming news with this shit? Thanks OP

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -4 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:49:29 ago (+0/-4)

If you don't think the voat sites getting hijacked isn't news I say WTF

[ - ] MasterAce 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 03:09:59 ago (+3/-0)

This reads like the ramblings of someone who needs a break from the Internet.
Maybe just try chilling and posting interesting stuff.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

No, these read like the ramblings of a person who had Turdlord5000 PRETEND TO BE ALL 17 PEOPLE IN MY CHAT PLUS THE GOATPEN! SERENDIPITY AND FERRET. Yeah, I'm fuckin irate, m8. It's so big - it's so heinous - it's actually unspeakable and unquantifiable what he's done to me. He's tortured me mentally - SINCE FEBRUARY, YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:18:11 ago (+0/-3)

Come into chat and see this guy pretend to be six people as alts and tell me you don't want to know he's taken over the site.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:41:22 ago (+0/-0)

Also, this site blows to use, wtf. I don't know if admin is blocking me from posting or if this is my user experience

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 10:17:21 ago (+0/-0)

You show me a better site as of now and I’ll be more than obliged to check it out.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:29:40 ago (+2/-0)

What a Nutjob! But i am honoured i made it on this list =)

Stay sane, Goats. It doesnt matter who is spamming shit, just downvoat the shit, no matter who posts it...

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:12:45 ago (+0/-2)

Here you are, answering as "hey fuckhead, how do I do it to be all these people at once". I'm starting to think you're just mentally ill.
https://files.catbox.moe/zkaegm.png

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:42:33 ago (+1/-0)

nice screen shot! thanks, i saved it.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:50:18 ago (+0/-3)

Because you're a narcissist and you wanted fame -ANY KIND OF FAME

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

A healthy dose of narcisism is natural for any human being. its in the subroutine folder: preservation of self. look it up in the code manual.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -1 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:24:51 ago (+0/-1)

Lol you just can't help yourself, can you

[ - ] BigDickMcGee 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 18:07:58 ago (+0/-0)

Aw....I didn't make the list

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:06:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:51:26 ago (+0/-3)

HulkJizz = KatHarzso = turd

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:54:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:14:50 ago (+0/-3)

LOLOLOLOL it's all recorded, you asshole, you write things on the screen and people SEE THEM. You say things and PEOPLE REMEMBER THEM. You say you're 20 people that add up to you being ALL OF SBBH --- somebody is eventually gonna put it all together and call the cops on you. That person is me.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:36:00 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:34:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -3 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 04:17:07 ago (+0/-3)

Do you READ the links I post in chat? You admitted as KatHarszo that HulkJizz is your lesser favorite alt. Someone is making a chart of all the names and connections, I guarantee it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:41:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -1 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 06:02:04 ago (+0/-1)

PuttItOutIsGone is PIOIG!!!!!! "SHE" IS YOUR FAKE-GIRLFRIEND DINDU-NUFFIN-TYRONE-ENABLING--FORGIVER ALT. You're the only one insane here.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 06:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 03:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

I ship it.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:57:03 ago (+2/-0)

Whew at least ya know I am who I am

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 02:48:43 ago (+0/-2)

Yeah you're a problem, too, we update the list daily

[ - ] mumbleberry 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 06:22:54 ago (+1/-0)

Dial drunk and gay

[ - ] 3starAgent 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:37:23 ago (+2/-1)

fightknightHERO can't even hide it anymore

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:40:02 ago (+1/-3)

Well you've been following the saga inside, dude is a narcissist trying to fluff himself, of course he's going to pathetically shout HERO

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:35:12 ago (+1/-1)

it thinks internet points mean something at voat

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -1 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:47:18 ago (+1/-2)

He's a predator, he got deep deep inside my head by posing as everyone in the goatpen and everyone in my chat.

It's beyond sick and sadistic - I think this is all highly illegal.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -1 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:45:59 ago (+1/-2)

Plus

La_Chalupracabra
inaminit
the_olds_ones
Rotteuxx

I believe he is all 17 names in my Element chat - he's had me in there alone with him for SEVEN MONTHS

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -1 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:36:03 ago (+1/-2)

He is ALL of SBBH - He IS SBBH.

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 05:29:55 ago (+0/-2)

Oh lawdy am I laughing\r\n\r\nEvil is seeeeeeeeeeething!!! I\'m at negative-23 of something

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:50:16 ago (+1/-3)

I am the canary and OUR SHIT IS FUCKED.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 03:51:39 ago (+0/-0)

Are you the horn that wakes the sleepers?

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:48:41 ago (+1/-3)

We'll see if we get shoah'd or whatever you fuckin Jews call it

[ - ] ThreadKiller [op] -2 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 01:42:36 ago (+1/-3)

Also Goats - he has Cynabuns at SearchVoat so SearchVoat is hijacked as well. I believe he is MadWorld, who seems to have all the information on alts and who has them. Also shewhomustbeobeyed