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I'm thinking about going to church

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 07:57:22 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] Revelation21x8 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 09:29:33 ago (+6/-0)

If the church has women in roles of authority and does not preach against homosexuality, run.

The Bible is very clear and any people willfully subverting the Bible will more then likely be sent to hell upon the Lord's judgement.

Cannabis turns Whites into niggers. Consider quitting. If using for medical reasons, I've heard you can use CBD instead of THC. But fact check that as I don't touch the stuff and loathe the weed culture.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 11:14:50 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] voatersarefucktards 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 12:22:16 ago (+1/-0)

Every cell in your body has receptors for cannabis.

The same could be said for strychnine.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 13:11:56 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly...some people need to ingest strychnine, some people need to ingest THC. Our body has options for everyone.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 4 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 09:31:18 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Revelation21x8 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 09:38:26 ago (+1/-0)

Your body is a temple. Love you brother.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 12:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 09:58:18 ago (+1/-0)

Do you have your life together? Do you rely on anyone else for food, clothing, shelter, etc? Do you blame others for problems in your life, including why you can't get ahead? Do you avoid the groid?

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 11:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

The bible also says to mutilate newborns. How many babies has marijuana sodomized?

[ - ] Revelation21x8 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 11:35:50 ago (+1/-0)

Post the verse. Satan has corrupted you. Are you White?

Leviticus 19:28 -
You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.

Philippians 3:2 -
Beware of the dogs, beware of the evil workers, beware of the false circumcision

Deuteronomy 23:1 -
“No one who is emasculated or has his male organ cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Sodomy is a sin punishable by death.

Edit:

Leviticus 20:13 -
If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 12:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

Genesis 21:4

[ - ] Revelation21x8 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 13:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

God made a Jew cut off it's penis. So what?

Nevertheless, each person should live as a believer in whatever situation the Lord has assigned to them, just as God has called them. This is the rule I lay down in all the churches. Was a man already circumcised when he was called? He should not become uncircumcised. Was a man uncircumcised when he was called? He should not be circumcised. Circumcision is nothing and uncircumcision is nothing. Keeping God’s commands is what counts. Each person should remain in the situation they were in when God called them (1 Corinthians 7:17-20).

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 13:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

So what? It was a baby. What kind of retarded response is that?

Have fun worshipping a god that enjoys the torture of newborns. That's just fuckin sick. As if I'm gonna pay any attention to the other retarded scripture you sent me.

[ - ] Revelation21x8 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 13:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

Jews are of the synagogue of Satan. Child or not.

You "didn't read" the other scripture because it refuted you 100%.

May God have mercy on your sole.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 13:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Like the sole of my shoes?

Anyone willingly torturing children are the ones who are evil. Any god who requires the torturing of newborns (jewish, retarded, black, or otherwise) is evil. You refuted nothing.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 19:58:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Revelation21x8 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 21:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

There are other uses for that plant.

1 Peter 5:8
Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

1 Corinthians 6:19-20
Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.

Galatians 5:19-21
Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Matthew 6:13
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil

1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

[ - ] Jerd34 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 10:59:24 ago (+2/-0)

Go directly to the preacher and tell him that you would like to hear sermons preaching against homosexuality, transgender mental illness, globalism, abs of course JQ. if it's 501c3, don't even waste your time. The preacher is most likely a faggot anyway.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 11:16:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] heygeorge 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 07:57:43 ago (+1/-0)

Good plan

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 08:01:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] heygeorge 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 08:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

9 is a pretty safe bet. If it’s that close, worst case you can go back later.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 08:14:59 ago (+3/-2)

Make sure you bring the priest a small child, they love small childs.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 11:11:30 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] fightknightHERO -1 points 3.9 yearsAug 8, 2021 12:52:32 ago (+0/-1)

My church is 16chan's /pol/