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Could someone develop an application to tell if someone is a jew?

submitted by Garrett to whatever 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:37:18 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Ragnar 8 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:45:21 ago (+8/-0)

It’s called eyes

[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:02:12 ago (+2/-0)

FUck you! EYE.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 20:14:34 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahahaha

[ - ] Garrett [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:48:10 ago (+1/-0)

A lot of jews get plastic surgery or have a lot of White admixture

[ - ] MasterAce 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:53:02 ago (+4/-0)

Turns out John Kerry is a Jew , who’d have thunk it.
I just go by gut feeling.although I find generally if you have to ask then yes they are.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 00:18:19 ago (+1/-0)

Took me a while on Kerry but I eventually realized he had pretended to convert to Catholicism and that's a dead give away for them.

[ - ] Garrett [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 01:30:39 ago (+1/-0)*

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:00:38 ago (+2/-0)

True, but in most cases, you can still tell

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:41:20 ago (+5/-0)

Close set beady eyes, large hooked nose, and a whiny high pitched voice. Extreme self righteous hatred of whites, equally extreme inferiority complex, typically covered up with a paper thin false superiority complex. Lack of emotional control, schizophreniac tendencies, and various other clear extreme mental health problems that you'll quickly pick up on just by talking to them.

If you're still not sure, ask if they are a jew, if they get offended, the answer is yes. Alternatively, if they're male, ask them to drop their pants.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:48:08 ago (+1/-0)

If they get offended if asked if they are jew they could also be an anti-semite, and potential new friend (not if they're acting like a jew so much you need to ask though lol).

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 02:39:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:56:46 ago (+1/-0)

Aha! Perfect!

[ - ] Garrett [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:02:06 ago (+0/-0)

Not all jews have a large hooked nose though and plenty of Europeans have hooked noses

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 17:05:42 ago (+0/-0)

Correct, the Slavic people tend to have hooked noses. However, they also tend to have European eyes, larger and set further apart when compared to jews. Also, the Slavs have a tendency of having slightly pointed ears, not elf life, more wolf like, i.e. thicker and pointed.

[ - ] allahead 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 00:19:44 ago (+2/-0)

You will know them by their deeds.

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:38:19 ago (+2/-0)

Somebody was working on one a couple years ago, can't remember the name. I think it was pretty accurate.

[ - ] Garrett [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:39:42 ago (+1/-0)

It would really help

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 20:46:16 ago (+1/-0)

You know you could just use your eyes. I have never been completely wrong in guessing someone’s race

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

But what if your eyes aren't real due to mirrors not being real, or something!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:44:21 ago (+1/-0)

What? Like the eyes inverse the image or the mirrors flip the images?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 23:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

Don't give it too much thought. Wil Smiff's son doesn't make any sense.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 23:23:48 ago (+1/-0)

P.S.: I love your username, I used to be Ragnar_Broohaha at some point back in the day.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 20:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bruh, I have always liked you since old voat

ps: this convo has become gay

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 09:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I do, but I was answering the guy's question.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 00:20:18 ago (+1/-0)

I think it was a Firefox plugin.

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 09:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

Not this one, it was a phone application that was designed to spot kikes in real time.

[ - ] Khash1488 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Why don’t we just get rid of them all instead? I don’t care how at this point. I believe that they are past the point of deserving mercy, unless by some miracle they are willing to compromise and stop being devilish jews. But oh well what can we do they have us under their thumb and the brown masses are surrounding us. Wake the fuck up you pussies & tell everyone you know who is a potential white ally

[ - ] Ghostskineatsdick 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:35:51 ago (+1/-0)

Posting cat pics is a give away.

[ - ] Jew 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:07:58 ago (+1/-0)

You geniuses ever think of just asking us?

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:32:19 ago (+3/-0)

If they say no, they're not jew. If they get offended, they're a jew. Pretty easy.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:44:17 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Khash1488 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 17:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

Hey jew why do you support the anti-Christ and are destroying God’s world in every way? Why are 99.99999% of you always against Europeans and act like typical, subverting, controlling jews? It’s okay to be proud of your people but why must you be so hateful & greedy? Whites are the most empathetic by far we can compromise. But if you want to still lord over the goys than why can’t you compromise? Why push us into oblivion? Do you really believe you have mastered us with no chance of recovery? Aren’t we good slave goys? And no every jew i’ve met was easy to tell. Only the most crypto of cryptos evade detection for me now (hardly ever) it’s not difficult to figure you jews out. You are only clever to the dumbest of the goyim, & only hold your power using underhanded, flimsy means. Other men fight your battles & you cannot conquer directly

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 03:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

It exists. It's called Fidelity and if it reads greater than than $6,000,000 you're a Jew.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 23:01:39 ago (+0/-0)

They all start going grey really young, that's one thing i have noticed is very consistent with jews.

[ - ] AloisH 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 21:53:19 ago (+0/-0)

I thought storm front did