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South Africa: bemused giraffe

submitted by deleted to SouthAfrica 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:04:50 ago (+36/-0)     (SouthAfrica)

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[ - ] kammmmak 9 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:36:22 ago (+9/-0)

Oh ok it's a White dude all good

[ - ] Broc_Liath 5 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:46:09 ago (+6/-1)

How has no one tamed them for riding yet? I want to cruise around on my gigantic giraffe chariot.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 12:19:07 ago (+2/-0)

Their sloped backs don't look comfortable to sit on. Plus there difficulty of mounting. And seeing around that neck.

Doesn't seem at all practical.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 5 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 14:21:48 ago (+5/-0)

Being awesome isn't always practical.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:18:04 ago (+3/-0)

That's why I was thinking chariot. You could cruise around like a greek god with a slave passing you peeled grapes.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:39:00 ago (+1/-0)

I love it. Let's bring chariots and carriages back in style

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 13:08:37 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] RomeoCasanova 4 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:36:52 ago (+5/-1)

The problem with South Africa is that there are too many negroes.

[ - ] mumbleberry 8 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:46:57 ago (+8/-0)

You can say nigger here.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 4 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 14:22:26 ago (+4/-0)

He didn't want to be repetitive.

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 5 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 14:50:53 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah I don't say "nigger" as much these days, I like to mix it up. I've been partial to 'nogs' and 'joggers' lately but it looks like "strangers" is going to be the new phrase for them.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 19:13:55 ago (+2/-0)

Strangers and dingers.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 14, 2021 13:04:30 ago (+1/-0)

Good video, and good job on the correct use of "bemused". Too many people mistake it for "amused".

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 14, 2021 13:23:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 14, 2021 13:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

So do I, so I feel qualified to recognize competence when I see it.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:52:56 ago (+3/-0)

It looks to be missing a patch of skin on its neck and a couple of other places. Must be one of the lucky ones that survived a predator attack.

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 16:48:51 ago (+2/-0)

They fight by slamming their noggins into each other. It could've been from that, too...like if a horn hit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLPL1qRhn8 - Damn. A hit like that to a human would send them into next week.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 20:23:08 ago (+1/-0)

Oh yeah, I forgot they do that. You're right, it could be from fighting another giraffe as well.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 10:19:13 ago (+3/-0)

Jesus Christ man! These fuckers are fucking huge and dangerous! how does their meat taste?

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:22:20 ago (+3/-0)

Their heads are huge. I feed one at the zoo and got to pet it. Worth the 5$

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 11:34:20 ago (+0/-0)

there must have been some intense security measures in place, those fuckers are fucking murderous!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.9 yearsAug 13, 2021 22:26:32 ago (+0/-0)

Well we did have to go up stairs and wait in a small line.they were in theor enclosure but you feed them from a platform and pet their necks, they don't like their freakingly enormous heads touched and would bump you a bit with them to let you know