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Anyone who begin a headline with "OMG!!!" should be keelhauled, hanged, drawn and quartered, not necessarily in that order.

submitted by TFS to whatever 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 09:30:22 ago (+25/-0)     (whatever)

That's all.


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[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 10:51:19 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] virge 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 13:19:44 ago (+2/-0)

All 3 are how we identified the Qews in V1.

[ - ] Scatholic 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 10:30:59 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 10:41:16 ago (+3/-0)

BREAKING ITS HAPPENING OMG TRUST THE PLAN!!!1!

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 10:21:07 ago (+3/-0)

OMG! We should, like, definitely keelhaul most of Congress Washington….

Barnacle cuts are the best!

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 10:10:30 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 10:09:29 ago (+3/-0)

I cant even bring myself to use it in a comment. Mentally arrested women with the brain of a 15 yr old school girl do this constantly.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 17:16:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 23, 2021 03:58:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's where you tie a guy to a roap looping under your vessel, and drag him under from one side to another. A frequently fatal action, depending on how quickly he is hauled, of course.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 24, 2021 08:53:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:22:48 ago (+1/-0)

Keel hauling someone after drawing and quartering them seems like a huge pain in the ass and basically pointless. They're already dead, the bits can't feel pain, and you have multiple pieces to tie up instead of a single body.

I agree with the rest of your statement, though.

[ - ] KCobain27 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 13:37:32 ago (+1/-0)

You left an 's' off the end of 'begin' in your title. How should we kill you for this transgression?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 13:29:59 ago (+1/-0)

The same goes for starting a sentence with "dude", or when the word "awesome" is used to describe anything unrelated to the rocky mountains or military firepower...these are incurable fags.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 22, 2021 15:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

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