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The life of a Rooster

submitted by didyouknow to Nature 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 20:16:13 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ub8ivl.mp4



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[ - ] obscenity 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 00:40:29 ago (+0/-0)

oh so he walked around. fascinating.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:56:17 ago (+0/-0)

So, nothing happens but video in 1st-person.

[ - ] didyouknow [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 03:11:36 ago (+1/-0)

Actually, he was looking for any 'great jewish painters' and couldn't find any.

[ - ] observation1 -2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 12:42:18 ago (+0/-2)

That's actually a great analogy, because he was looking in all the wrong places, which is explained because he has the same brain power as you do.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:45:21 ago (+1/-0)

I miss me chickens and goats.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

Dear Diary,
Today my featherless, bipedal, cohabitating, food dispenser accosted me. It then proceeded to afix some annoyance to my elegant neck and cast me out unto the world.
I attempted to pursue my daily routine, but alas the accompaniment of this irratating weight, prevented any such undertakings.
With as much vigour as I could muster, I tried to dislodge the abominable device, to no avail.
You have made a dangerous enemy today, you flightless fiend. Mark my words, you will rue day you crossed paths with Alexander Hammilhead. You will rue the day.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:31:25 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, gold shaw farm. I can simultaneously enjoy his content and pity how pathetic he is.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

That was pretty cool.

Had a rooter and some hens years ago.

Miss the free eggs.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 16:29:13 ago (+0/-0)

I have chickens. They lay the most expensive eggs in the state.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 22:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:08:35 ago (+1/-0)

Just feed the fucker and stop by one of the many huge ass fields they have in Oregon and let em free range for an hour or two a day

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 22:57:00 ago (+6/-0)

I was really hoping it was going to end with secret meeting where they named the jews.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 08:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

Well, being that the rooster was named alexander hamilton, he probably met with his rabbi at the end and subverted the coop.

[ - ] didyouknow [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 03:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

That part was edited out.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 21:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

Chickens. Nature's crackheads without the crack.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 21:00:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 23:09:48 ago (+2/-0)

@maroonsaint

Someone just pecked your interests

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 00:24:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 20:24:59 ago (+1/-0)

enjoying the simple things in life

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 4, 2021 20:22:17 ago (+5/-0)

Seems like he wanted to get a little hen.