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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 00:30:37 ago (+4/-0)

Have you seen what used pickups are going for? 15 year old pickup with 200-300k miles in the upper 20's to low 30's. I built a 2021 ram and had it over 100k with options. This economy is unsustainable. I keep dreaming that cunt in the white house will someday feel a tiny bit of the pain he's caused the average American but that's too much to hope for.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 7 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:11:40 ago (+7/-0)

But you didn’t order that build, did you.

Don’t worry about the money, it’s all fake. The economy is fake, and gay, but mostly fake.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 02:40:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:17:17 ago (+2/-0)

I dont think they make pickups

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:37:04 ago (+2/-0)

No but they do make fake cars so....

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 10:23:55 ago (+1/-0)

They own Dodge

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 00:30:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:09:30 ago (+1/-0)

My Fords are the same. Toyota and Ford, the only vehicles I’ll own. Oh, and my Honda rancher quad, because Ford doesn’t make a quad.

[ - ] MasterAce 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 00:37:45 ago (+0/-0)

Try a Canadian version https://files.catbox.moe/tjg4zk.png

[ - ] germ22 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 10:48:10 ago (+2/-0)

I couldn't believe it so i checked Kijiji in Ontario. Same results.

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yep it’s pretty nutty.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t know anything about these gay monstrosities, but Toyotas tend to have really high resale value. Especially tacomas and 4runners.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey -2 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:07:21 ago (+0/-2)

You come off like a poor simp who can’t afford anything nice.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:29:50 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 06:08:50 ago (+3/-0)

But you need to buy a bunch of shiny dumb shit to impress your vapid materialistic friends! 😡

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 10:55:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:38:27 ago (+0/-0)

an original fj is worth paying for.

that trash isnt.

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

A $20,000 used car isn't considered nice?

[ - ] CPU 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 02:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

At this point, I want an old v8 muscle car or similar from the 60s-70s. They look awesome and tons of parts are made for v8 muscle.

That ad is high due to it being an off-roader Toyota. When people are better off getting a 4x4 from the 80s and spending 15k restoring it with a nice powerful engine.

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[ - ] CPU 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 02:41:56 ago (+1/-0)

Nice. If you can weld and have a place to work on cars, you can pick up something that is slightly rusted at a very good price.

[ - ] FellowWhite 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:19:24 ago (+1/-0)

people are better off getting a 4x4 from the 80s and spending 15k restoring it with a nice powerful engine.

It won't even need a powerful engine, just a low speed final drive and a 40hp engine will crawl as well as a 400hp engine

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 09:31:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 02:43:49 ago (+1/-0)

Try a 1980s Landrover discovery. Tank on fucking big tyres.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:37:33 ago (+2/-0)

protip - buy old land rovers, restore them, sell them to the UK.

profit.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 17:49:00 ago (+0/-0)

In London a defender with 200k on the clock goes for over £20k

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 20:05:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 03:34:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 17:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

You are right I meant defender. Discoverys are shit.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 05:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

My inspection on my ancient (early 2000s) car is coming up. Last inspection, my mechanic (who I completely trust) said dump it before next inspection. I think I will have it repaired regardless that the repair will cost more than the car's worth.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 10:47:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 02:05:20 ago (+0/-0)*

Last year's inpsection? This is on a 2003 Altima.

The struts are completely dead; almost all the blinker fluid is gone out of the struts. I now drive a tank. Any tiny bump in the road is clearly felt. I like that.

Below the passenger seat is completely rusted. He told me the seat could collapse.

All door handles are broken except the front passenger side. I still know how to open them all. I consider this an anti-theft feature living in nigger Philly.

The driver door cannot be opened from the inside. I have to roll down the window and finagle the non-working outside handle to open my door.

The "something is wrong with your car" light is permanently on. I just ignore that one.

The air conditioning doesn't work.

I broke the heat/cold dial so it is now only for air conditioning and not heat. See one above.

And there is more minor stuff.

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My mechanic nicely said last year, "Hey, GrayDragon, I overlooked a lot of things to pass it. I cannot do it again next year."

I'm bringing this same piece of shit back to him in a few months this year anyway. Fuck him!

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A couple years ago I was all drunk and left my windows slightly down. Some niggers or white crackheads got in my car and rifled through the ... whatever the front compartment thing is. They found nothing of value, left, but left behind a lighter. Next morning when I got in my car and put everything back in order, I went, "Oh, free lighter! Yey!"

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 03:02:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 03:20:05 ago (+0/-0)*

You okay, mate? Why were you not goating with us earlier in shitty movies? Anyway, thanks. Always appreciate you.

I've got enough money to buy a new car, I just have cheap Scot genetics. I want to keep my current shitty car, if possible. I don't have time to do the things you said. I will let my mechanic figure out things. That's what I pay him for.

Still appreciate your thoughts, drstrangegov.

E: I go to a mechanic that is used to complete fuck up cars. He has so many sitting on the lot. He likes me because I pay cash. I'm in, get the minimal work, pay cash, and leave. "Strange government" knows nothing that happened except the bare minimum.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 09:37:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 09:44:55 ago (+0/-0)

You are a pastor?!?!?!?!?!

I like you so much more than I already liked you!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 09:56:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 10:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

Awesome! So as an officiant, you are still allowed to work with me and kill the problems?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 10:11:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Mr7Slug 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 10:29:22 ago (+1/-0)

Vehicle inspections are so fuckin gay. I dont think ive ever owned a vehicle that would "pass inspection". Glad its not a thing in Iowa.

If asian women are allowed to drive, i will be allowed to drive my mad max vehicles. Im the safer driver even without brakes.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 23, 2021 10:50:00 ago (+0/-0)

Im the safer driver even without brakes.

You should see true nigger non-insurance, non-inspection drivers in Philly that are now exempt from the law. You think you got your Mad Max level on?!? HAHHAHAHA!

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 07:27:05 ago (+1/-1)

Toyota trucks keep there value it was worth that much before the market jump. Lol.

[ - ] crookedoldman 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 19:11:00 ago (+1/-0)

Not to mention the FJ is a fairly rare factory off-road beast.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:29:48 ago (+0/-0)

I did a full financial analysis before buying a toyota minivan including maintenance costs, interest costs, likely depriciation over 5 years, finance cost, etc.

After adding it all up it was actually cheaper to buy a new Toyota than a 3-4 year old Toyota by a couple of grand. If you are buying a late model Toyota, buy new

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

Op is a dumb nigger.