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jewish senator Chuck Schumer says God has appointed him as the guardian of Israel.

submitted by Garrett to Jews 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 22:55:58 ago (+5/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/fz98t5.mp4

“You know, my name .... comes from the word shomer, guardian, watcher. My ancestors were guardians of the ghetto wall in Chortkov. And I believe Hashem [Orthodox for God] actually gave me that name. One of my roles, very important in the United States senate, is to be a shomer — to be a or the shomer Yisrael. And I will continue to be that with every bone in my body ...”


https://archive.ph/bWLvi


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[ - ] imjgalt 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 12:26:13 ago (+0/-0)

That should be sufficient to expel him from the Senate

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 00:02:40 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure God isn't into deceit, chicken sacrifice, sucking baby penises, or anything related to "jewish faith".

how do you say fuck you in jewspeak? trust me.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 23:53:06 ago (+0/-0)

He should move there.

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 01:50:08 ago (+0/-0)

That would kinda defeat his purpose, now wouldn't it?

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:00:47 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps someone should move him there. Defeat is implied!