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Found out today wife is .5% Jewish

submitted by Vrbllpollushin to whatever 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:47:16 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

The wife's aunt did the 23 and me DNA test.Found out she is part
Ashkenazi Jew. .05% to be exact.

She already currently resides in a work camp. My wife that is. Where do I go from here?


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[ - ] GloryBeckons 7 points 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 00:54:31 ago (+7/-0)

Build her an Olympic-sized swimming pool and hire an orchestra to entertain her.

Make sure she has a place to sleep, access to a fully stocked cafeteria, and on-site medical services.

After three to four years, when all this has lulled her into a false sense of security, toss her into a pit with a rabid bear. Just make sure she doesn't walk out backwards. It's a natural defense mechanism they are known to have. It may momentarily confuse both you and the bear. It may be a good idea to have a hawk or an eagle around, just in case.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 03:36:37 ago (+1/-0)

I concur with this advice.

[ - ] toobaditworks 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 03:34:11 ago (+3/-0)

23 and me DNA test is bullshit and they lie on it telling people they have african or jewish DNA. it's a fraud. You've been had. i feel like there's a lot of dumb asses on here from reddit like you should know this shit already... wtf

Oh wait you're a law entrapment agent. Now I get it.. continue faggot.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 07:39:35 ago (+1/-1)

Can you comprehend humor, nigger?

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 06:31:14 ago (+2/-0)

You can discard pretty much everything below 1%, cause mostly they put that shit for giggles.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 08:20:25 ago (+1/-0)

23andme is unreliable
They literally send Lizard DNA and it came back 49% jewish 50% asian
You can google that shit, fraud company is fraud

[ - ] CPU 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 06:01:51 ago (+1/-0)

Never do those tests, they are using the data to engineer new genetically targeted viruses and similar.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 00:39:20 ago (+1/-0)

Just gas her already. do you even have to ask?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 00:05:20 ago (+1/-0)

*GAS*

[ - ] Systemisgay 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 23, 2021 10:47:25 ago (+0/-0)

Do the test and send them dna of a potato

[ - ] calx 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:52:14 ago (+2/-0)

YES! Thank you! Good bye jews!

[ - ] calx 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:57:21 ago (+0/-0)

Where are they going?

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 23:19:37 ago (+2/-0)

Back.

[ - ] Mr7Slug 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 23:35:27 ago (+1/-0)

To satans asshole?