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[ - ] UselessIdiot 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 21:00:44 ago (+4/-0)

I, for one, embrace our new hamster overlords. Smarter and more generous than our current overlords.

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 26, 2021 03:48:55 ago (+3/-0)

This works because when humans decide, they are exploitable through deception. They believe so many bullshit points and fall into the traps with every step.

[ - ] germ22 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 26, 2021 02:07:26 ago (+2/-0)

The Hamsters performance closely follows bitcoins performance. Simply doing nothing at all garners about the same gains.
I did no trading at all for the last 5 months or so and gained about 50%. The hamster would have gained more as well if it wouldn't be wasting so much in gas fees when trading randomly.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 26, 2021 01:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

A gambler sometimes outperforms everything else.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 22:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt everything that I see that's "crypto related." If someone set this up, it's cheaper to set up a random algorithm, and probably less work and maintenance. Maybe next week we'll get a story about this hamster's entire crypto earnings getting stolen by an imposter hamster.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 22:43:45 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 22:46:21 ago (+0/-0)

You need a hamster for that?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 22:49:32 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 18:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

Cool, but bots/algorithms can do better.

[ - ] HunkasaurusRex 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 21:27:59 ago (+3/-0)

just wait til hamsters start writing algorithms