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This king is her dad

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 08:43:09 ago (+46/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 10:07:39 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 11:07:16 ago (+2/-0)

It'll have to be you that does the jar opening instead.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 11:14:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 11:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

That's the spirit. Now go get 'er, tiger!

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:55:00 ago (+3/-0)

I bet she doesn't fuck niggers.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 18:45:27 ago (+2/-0)

I broke a pickle jar doing this. The broken bottom of the jar sliced my right wrist wide open as the broken top twisted into my gut just below the sternum. I died shortly after.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 23:24:15 ago (+0/-0)

Of COVID, no less.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 10:12:25 ago (+3/-1)

Is this Master Chef Israel?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 6 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 10:33:56 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 08:51:17 ago (+3/-1)

opening a jar ain't that hard...

[ - ] M80TheMan 10 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:27:58 ago (+10/-0)

.... for a man.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 7 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:28:21 ago (+8/-1)

is being a man is considered a super power?

[ - ] M80TheMan 12 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:37:52 ago (+12/-0)

Yes. It also give one the ability to split wood with relative ease, back up a trailer, and mildly understand any household malfunction with the help of five minutes of internet research.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 6 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:39:01 ago (+6/-0)

I never knew i was so powerful

[ - ] M80TheMan 9 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:45:05 ago (+9/-0)

Just remember to be careful who you reveal your power to otherwise everyone will ask you for favors and “projects”. It’s like owning a pick-up. I know I’m venting right now but you’re the only one to have replied to me so lucky you.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 09:58:40 ago (+3/-0)

I always enjoy doing jobs in residential settings where just knocking at the door and standing straight emasculates the cuck of the house.

[ - ] Hadza 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 11:15:05 ago (+1/-0)

It’s the grip strength

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 13:12:24 ago (+1/-0)

Being a father is too difficult for some.

[ - ] obscenity 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 21:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

pretty sure that could have been glued on and he would have got it off.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 18:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

Turn the jar upside down and warm the lid on the stove, it'll be loose in seconds (do not do this if it's one of those rare plastic lids).

[ - ] obscenity 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 22:01:18 ago (+0/-0)

or smash it on the ground and use your hands to scoop up what you need without getting any glass shards.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 08:41:55 ago (+0/-0)

Or bite it open and spit what you need into the pan, geez.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 13:54:15 ago (+0/-0)

I was just thinking about this the other day.

Gives me a smile each time.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 11:12:24 ago (+0/-0)

This made me laugh way too much

[ - ] ShowMeWin -1 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 23:31:03 ago (+0/-1)

Set in kua. Grasp lid firmly. Shift to other kua. Done with minimal effort.

[ - ] TheSimulacra -2 points 3.6 yearsSep 26, 2021 12:00:20 ago (+0/-2)

If he was more awesome, he would have taught her how to hit the lid a few times with the heavy side of a utencil to open it right up.