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Mouse deer

submitted by deleted to Nature 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 13:30:07 ago (+36/-0)     (Nature)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 13:51:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yes yes, but what do they TASTE like?

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 14:25:56 ago (+0/-0)

Giraffe.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 18:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] obscenity 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 21:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

if you tickle their bellies they go "hehehehehe". they were used by sailors to find land since they build their nests pointing towards the constellation orion relative to their place of birth. their droppings are rich in zinc and vitamin c.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 17, 2021 18:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

God might just get high once in a while.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 13:35:19 ago (+1/-0)

Right next to a "chia pet".

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 14:24:17 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder what the bag limit is on those little suckers?

[ - ] JoesLegHair 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 15:21:14 ago (+2/-0)

I don't like that it's called a mouse deer, I feel like it should be called a deer mouse.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 16, 2021 18:16:36 ago (+0/-0)

I concur. If it looked like a white tail, yet was a little mouse, I'd be writing to Congress for a name change.

Edit: that's a shitty picture. They do look and move like deer! Jewtube a video of chevrotain.