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How To Go About Looking French ?

submitted by ItalianMan to AskUpgoat 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:18:45 ago (+2/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Like What's The Look I Need That Screams That I'm French ?


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[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:41:57 ago (+9/-1)

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[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 03:34:08 ago (+3/-0)

Arriving from Tunisia helps.

[ - ] Battlefat 6 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:35:58 ago (+6/-0)

A baguette, beret and cigarette is insta je ne sais quoi

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 04:20:25 ago (+2/-0)

1950's - Nothing is more sexy than a red lipsticked women with a cigarette in her mouth ...

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 23:43:14 ago (+5/-0)

Brown skin, a Quran, a big beard, a goat, and a woman dressed as a Halloween ghost following behind

[ - ] Cynabuns 4 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:25:13 ago (+4/-0)

Wear a man-purse

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

😂

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 22:18:03 ago (+2/-0)

I find Italian folks to be much more attractive, what would one want to look French?

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:34:24 ago (+2/-0)

stop being italian

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 25, 2021 00:27:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 22:18:52 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 14:16:51 ago (+0/-0)

Don't forget the baguette.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 20:56:54 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly, a scarf folded properly. And a man bag. But it's not that really specific. You can dress European and faggy though. No one under 70 years old wears a beret unironically.

[ - ] knije_tahou 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 21:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

Date a broad with armpit hair

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 19:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to look contemporary, get a 90's warm up suit , black and pastel or neon. Get that faggy haircut that is short with a wisp of bangs like a little horn, like a cupie doll. Don't forget the baguette.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 17:30:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 01:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

shit porn moustache, blue beret, white and blue horizontal striped shirt, wreath of onions around the neck, gitanes hanging out of the mouth and yelling ORR HORR HORR at everyone randomly.

[ - ] AttilaHitler 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 24, 2021 01:42:22 ago (+0/-0)

Subsaharan chic

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 22:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

Smoke like a chimney

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 23, 2021 21:04:09 ago (+0/-0)

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