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Trust your government

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 14:31:37 ago (+60/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 13 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 15:37:15 ago (+13/-0)

could have been worse than death lmao

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 16:08:14 ago (+3/-0)

If he wasn't vaccinated they might have revived him and then he might die again. Again!!!

[ - ] Roy_Batty 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 17:24:23 ago (+3/-0)

The vaccine saved him from the possibility of death by torture, I guess?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 18:05:42 ago (+2/-0)

Guess "Dead+" is some new qualifier in Clown World.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 20:36:23 ago (+2/-0)

Doubleplus dead!

[ - ] spasswerk 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 00:36:06 ago (+1/-0)

Technically doubleplus unliving. I have the latest edition of the Newspeak Dictionary if you care to borrow it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 01:30:59 ago (+0/-0)

Undead undead undead!

Old newspeak is just speak?

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 20:41:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 21:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

Super-duper Dead

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 16:06:29 ago (+6/-0)

Get vaccinated ✅

Wear a mask ✅

Stay inside, social distance ✅

Die of the flu ✅

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 15:44:49 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 16:07:18 ago (+3/-0)

He threw caution to the wind. The TV told him to do it.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 20:07:26 ago (+2/-0)

Is this satire?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 20:36:53 ago (+1/-0)

HONKHONK!

[ - ] TOVA 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 17:59:08 ago (+2/-0)

Reminds me of the new york times headline...
"World to End Tomorrow; Women, Minorities Hardest Hit."

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 24, 2021 17:22:32 ago (+1/-0)

At least he ain't SUPER DUPER dead. Geez, could you imagine?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 25, 2021 00:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

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