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Trying to impress @PostWallHelena with my plan to buy a Ryobi 38" Ride on (Battery) Lawmower.

submitted by paul_neri to Homesteading 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:22:09 ago (+-3/-1)     (www.bunnings.com.au)

https://www.bunnings.com.au/ryobi-38-battery-ride-on-lawn-mower_p0089488



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[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:45:55 ago (+3/-0)

Are you saying PostWallHelena has a thicket?

That's rather sexually suggestive paul_neri, another one of your double entendre saying you are going to 'mow her grass'.

What a creeper.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 00:41:57 ago (+1/-0)

you Australians have feelthy minds! I want to take PWH for a spin around the block in my Ryobi [not quite sure how two people will fit on it but...]. She'll be so proud because none of the other girls' boyfriends have anything like it. She'll say: "Corliss and Harlene...why they be so jealous 'cos their menfolk @lord_nougat @AnmanIndustries have polluting petrol lawnmowers while my paul has an environmentally friendly one. He be so cool and all".

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 19:03:06 ago (+0/-0)

Paul an electric? :( Can’t we get the gas guzzler? I mean how much power can you get out of this thing? The gas one looks cool.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 18:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

Haha.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 21:51:15 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t be a fag. Buy a John Deere. Real men ride Deere.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 00:06:56 ago (+3/-0)

real men used to smoke Marlboro too - they aren't real any more.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 00:03:02 ago (+2/-0)

well that rules me out. I don't eat quiche but.

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 18:54:50 ago (+1/-0)

I like electric mowers - hows the battery strength and length of time mowing?

I have an acre to get through.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 00:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

so do I. Got a monster battery one at the moment but it's heavy going. I probably have close to an acre of public reserve I've taken it upon myself to tame. Still doing my homework on battery life etc and one reason for this post is to get some feedback. Most of the reviews I've seen about the machine have been very good.

https://ibb.co/Lz4C6wR

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 05:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 13:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

Just look up the mower - they answer all of your questions. OP hasn't bought one yet.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 26, 2021 21:19:36 ago (+2/-1)

3year warranty,batteries 1year-battery replacement=$360.00ea.

Good luck with that.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 15:09:43 ago (+0/-0)

This mower costs more than my house costed me to build. It’s battery powered to boot, the battery replacement costs along with the fact that you won’t be able to fix this thing yourself makes it even worse.

I could go on but I think I e demonstrated my disdain for this abomination. I’ll stick with my gas push mower and get those mini jerseys to help out!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 19:51:08 ago (+3/-0)

"you won’t be able to fix this thing yourself makes it even worse." - my main worry.

Bro, you're not helping to save the world from mankind. You could get a battery push mower you know! However I'm sure lithium extraction for the batteries doesn't do the environment any good but...best option we have. Even using sheep/cattle to mow the grass harms the environment (methane).

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 04:04:44 ago (+1/-0)

"Even using sheep/cattle to mow the grass harms the environment (methane)."

What's the point of an environment if it is harmed by everything living in it? Fuck your environment (my environment definition loves lifeforms -- I am pro-lifeforms).

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 04:13:27 ago (+3/-0)

"What's the point of an environment if it is harmed by everything living in it?"

fair enough but our environment has got out of sync. Sheep may have lived since the year dot in our environment but not on an industrial scale.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 04:20:28 ago (+0/-0)

"fair enough but our environment has got out of sync."

Not even close. Fear mongering is all that is. Planet Earth has gone through so many extreme transitions of the "environment" without humans.

If liberal plants could intellectually speak, they would advocate for "toxic" oxygen tax-emission mandates. Fascist plants would defend their human cattle to produce more carbon dioxide.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 28, 2021 19:08:15 ago (+0/-0)

Carbon fossil fuels are not the problem. Jew and chink corporate pollution are.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 27, 2021 22:37:15 ago (+0/-0)

Lol ok retard