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I would love an adult sized tank to play in

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.6 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:04:00 ago (+32/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 16 points 3.6 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:45:24 ago (+16/-0)

Just in time for Christmas, it's the 24v Powerwheels Killdozer with realistic armor plating. Your kid will love tearing down the oppressive institutions of our jew-controlled society.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 00:58:12 ago (+3/-0)

I'll take three.

[ - ] toobaditworks 8 points 3.6 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:37:08 ago (+8/-0)

never invented the wheel

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 6 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 01:05:54 ago (+6/-0)

Wait, who wants to buy kids a tank? I mean other than you guys. What did she mean? Wypipo?

[ - ] boxslowly 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 08:26:22 ago (+2/-0)

I assume she's talking about racists? It doesn't make coherent sense but we're talking about a fat nigger named Biba that shops at Walmart, it's amazing a sentence came out of her.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 05:34:16 ago (+1/-0)

People that don't have obese children? I assume that's what she meant.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.6 yearsOct 26, 2021 23:54:33 ago (+4/-0)

Thunder thighs doesn't like Thunder tank. Tanks is fo wyt keeds.

[ - ] getting_old_fast 4 points 3.6 yearsOct 26, 2021 22:44:08 ago (+4/-0)

I know what my kid's getting for Christmas.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 09:36:14 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 19:03:53 ago (+0/-0)

She can't afford it though

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 19:03:15 ago (+1/-0)

Bitter because the church that brings her kids presents every year won't buy little Tyrone an Escalade PowerWheels

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 08:57:00 ago (+0/-0)

Ugh fine I buy him a real one then, don't worry it runs on electricity.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 08:55:36 ago (+0/-0)

I was literally just thinking the other day "I want to build a tank for my kids."

The thought came after watching a video about a stasi holiday camp (they ran the commie boyscouts) where kids got to drive tiny T34s with rifles mounted in them instead of the main gun.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 27, 2021 01:03:06 ago (+0/-0)

Needs bong bars

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 26, 2021 23:15:38 ago (+0/-0)

Had to stop in a shitty part of Flint for work. Two or three families crowdsourced a tank for their niglets.