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Should I leave a lady a joint?

submitted by obscenity to AskUpgoat 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:19:33 ago (+5/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

A. I am very manly.

B. I am responsible.

C. This summer I was in a rough spot and asked a random lady on the street for a glass of water which I desperately needed. Ever since I've wanted to pay her back somehow. I have a little money now and was going to get her flowers and a card and throw a joint in there.

idk if the joint is a bad idea. She was mid 40s living in a crappy apartment that's all I know. idk if she'll freak out if she seees the joint or if it'll be the be the best thing thats happened to her in a while. Was just going to leave outside her door and knock.

Bad move? This is probably a felony so there's that.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:41:13 ago (+5/-0)

Since you do not know if she smokes Id say not. There are other options. Forget the flowers and card for instance and get like a $25 dollar gift card to a small local restaurant.

[ - ] obscenity [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:48:24 ago (+2/-1)

yeah that's a good idea I'll do that thanks bro

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

10x better and less creepy than flowers. Unless you’re trying to be romantic

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:28:20 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:03:42 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:28:29 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:18:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 7, 2021 09:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

Napoleon Dynamite basically wrote the book on this. I believe he used cake not chocolates. Also, I once used chocolates and it didn't work.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

We all know the first rule of the internet. There are no biological women on the internet without a timestamp

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 18:17:13 ago (+0/-0)

Make sure to put the flowers in a glass of water.

[ - ] obscenity [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:27:53 ago (+4/-2)

downvote? what is this Reddit?

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:29:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:43:37 ago (+1/-0)

It’s a reddit tiered question.

Stop being a faggot and give her a gift card

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 17:40:46 ago (+0/-0)

I did not dv but I know there are many here that don't condone pot, like me.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:20:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:42:57 ago (+1/-0)

Why don’t you just bring wine like a normal person? If she doesn’t drink she can regift it and not seem like a dirtbag. Get her a nicer bottle of wine but not too nice. Like 20 or 25 bucks.

Get her a chrysanthemum plant which is seasonal and says “I like you” without saying “I intend to fuck you” like roses do. That is too offputting and sexually overt. Women like to kick around the idea of dating you for a while when they see you are interested in them. They don’t like to feel obligated by over-the-top gestures.

But hey if shes a democrat or has tattoos or somthing you could go with the joint.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 15:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 16:28:29 ago (+1/-0)

Why wouldn’t he if he’s not a faggot?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 18:52:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 17:35:35 ago (+0/-0)

He might not be. But the mums and the wine are ambiguous enough to work in either case.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 15:07:30 ago (+1/-0)

Probably not. It's not a felony though

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 15:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

You should obviously give her dickpics.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 12:47:56 ago (+1/-1)*

Ask her what she wants to suck your dick. THERE'S your answer. Fag. Besides, what if she's a narc or an informant?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:31:40 ago (+2/-0)

No if he wants her to suck his dick he should bring wine.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 17:41:51 ago (+0/-0)

you used to be a christian.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

It depends on whether or not you want her to know you are a dirtbag. I mean maybe you just want to get that over with up front. She may be a dirtbag too.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 16:06:05 ago (+0/-0)

BAD IDEA

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 6, 2021 16:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

Flowers and a card should be enough. She might not live there anymore.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 7, 2021 00:21:08 ago (+0/-0)

Bad move! Don’t assume.
Better to include a card with some kind of joke that might get that info for you.