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Things are looking up for the Kid.

submitted by Splooge to whatever 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 22:08:46 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] NeedleStack 6 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 22:11:04 ago (+6/-0)

Done deal. They'll probably deliberate for 6 minutes, all agree he's innocent, then sit around and make like they're hashing it out for a while so that they don't appear they were too quick to decide.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 22:12:08 ago (+5/-0)

They'll stick around long enough to get one more free lunch from the taxpayers.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 22:57:57 ago (+5/-0)

Come on, really? Anyone on jury duty is losing money at work, especially if they’re a business owner, which is why I won’t do it. They can’t pay me enough.

[ - ] DeborahBirxesCunt 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 01:33:03 ago (+3/-0)

Hence why you gotta milk it all you can for the free lunches

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 09:05:35 ago (+0/-0)*

All I want to do is get out of there. You've had people talking to you like you're a moron nonstop. The judge thinks you believe "Law and Order: SVU" is God's bible. The prosecutor takes 15 minutes to explain to you what breaking and entering is after the judge already reminded you of it five times. The defense spends your time explaining the fine details of reasonable doubt as if such minutiae exists. We literally had a class period length session about a mouse in a box with or without a hole in it, to learn the concept. That was just jury selection and I made damn sure not to pass. What a waste of a day. It's torture, not even considering the meager pay.

[ - ] DeborahBirxesCunt 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 11:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

I served on a jury in a rape trial. Lunch was shitty but still far preferable to watching the victim's testimony.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 03:19:49 ago (+2/-1)

I would love to be on jury duty, i would argue guilty for anyone non-white or gay, kek.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 04:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

But waht if a white goy faggot kills a jew protecting a nigger?

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 05:04:28 ago (+1/-0)

Then he is free to go and should be given a medal of honor by the president of the United States.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 07:19:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 23:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

It's gonna deadlock.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 23:16:58 ago (+3/-0)

Tell us more, counselor.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 02:38:15 ago (+1/-0)

No longer carry that title. Just a hunch. Libtards are stupid, stubborn, spiteful and mean not to mention immature and have no compunction about lying to get on jury to further their "cause", however misguided it may be. They want this kid to fry and the odds of getting at least one on the jury is good. Based on demographics I'd say the odds are in our favor. Trials of this nature are very political and those antifags would rather die than release him. I just see a deadlock. I'm probably wrong.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 02:42:43 ago (+4/-0)

Given the fact that the jury is majority white women and that they spent all day watching a young kid get viciously bullied (to the point of panic attacks, twice) by a sleazy, unlikeable, slimy jewish faggot, I'd say the odds are better than they were prior to this point.

As far as lying goes, the judge has been overwhelmingly fair IMO. I've seen rumblings about a directed verdict; thoughts?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 03:05:32 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't really paid any attention to this

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 02:40:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 22:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, they have made their minds up!

That can only mean one thing. He's innocent in their eyes.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 04:18:23 ago (+2/-0)

Well tbh there was not much to take notes of, he keeps asking literally the same question again and gain.

Hope they noted the Constitutional violations though.

[ - ] toobaditworks 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 23:29:14 ago (+2/-0)

I hope the jury isn't low IQ faggots. Even so the judge knows what's up.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 10, 2021 23:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

Still plenty of time for George floyds family to dox and threaten jurors

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 11, 2021 04:19:46 ago (+3/-0)

TFW they are doxxed and attacked and have to kill in selfe defense and Kyle is on their jury.