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Peanut butter brand goes woke for no reason at all, pushing faggotry on kids

submitted by OriginalGoat to Retarded 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:15:15 ago (+35/-0)     (finance.yahoo.com)

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kraft-peanut-butter-releases-limited-120000815.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmdXStuoy0rskkISI8la2W5Ww3WEoUHHbTjaikxCl5iFgordKMpTs4oCLSYN93UHNO6RpN6a4vYCftQH1wJwSd9xPQOpV00kypVEyKoZ3g7cOqQOoAp6-yOA7UetE8Ec4qHVZ3UYCRy7XShkdm7CQCdHc1fGRK9eMeKvPXfAiPw

What fucking galaxy brain faggot in their marketing department were like "hey, we're the largest peanut butter brand in the country, how can we isolate ourselves in the market by exposing and dividing our customers social stances?"

Just make peanut butter faggots.

It was dogshit sugar infused garbage peanut butter anyway but it's still fucking retarded.


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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 9 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:48:59 ago (+9/-0)

There are no "transgendered children". Even if being "transgendered" was possible, they're are not the one making that decision - Their attention seeking parents are.

Also: Shut the fuck up and make peanut butter.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:32:20 ago (+1/-0)

Not so much. Psyops are often a multifaceted thing. A good psyop hits you from all angles. As has been known forever the easiest target for a psyop is young kids. To use the moronic modern term there is grooming on a global scale.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 17:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

With the help of Kraft Peanut Butter's iconic Bears, Crunchy and Smoothie

I ain't never heard of these niggas

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 17:39:36 ago (+0/-0)

Nor have I but im not Canadian.

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:21:07 ago (+6/-0)

Thanks for the article. Kraft has lost my business from this point on.

[ - ] baad73e 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Best of luck. Kraft is one of 5 or so companies that own all the others.

[ - ] mongre 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:46:32 ago (+6/-0)

Your problem is you're not seeing the bigger picture. The goal is to destroy the American Way and replace it with a global government.

[ - ] enormousatom 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 10:20:53 ago (+2/-0)

This was from the Canadian office. Not for distribution in America. That is unless you're using America linguistically correctly to mean "in the American Continents" instead of its colloquial usage to mean "the United States of America". The point is still valid, just not for the reasons you stated.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 16:57:01 ago (+0/-0)

Its valid for the reasons they say but yeah...

[ - ] allahead 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 09:38:46 ago (+4/-0)*

You can reduce your URL to this https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kraft-peanut-butter-releases-limited-120000815.html The rest is tracking information.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 13:52:26 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] OriginalGoat [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 10:33:22 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:50:50 ago (+1/-0)

Never seen Kraft peanut butter on the shelves. Now I know why.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 12:56:36 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like this is happening in Canada.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:58:10 ago (+1/-0)

"As a brand that is focused on nourishing connections and fostering acceptance, it is essential for Kraft Peanut Butter to contribute to a more inclusive, accepting space and drive progress through tangible action.

Why is it essential Kraft do this? How about just making your crap food and leave it at that?

Peanut butter is foul by the way. Never liked it.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 08:58:07 ago (+0/-0)

as mongre said
this isn't about the shekels, it's cultural warfare waged on your children's minds

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 09:54:53 ago (+0/-0)

One of their biggest customer bases is probably zoophile putting the stuff on their genitals for pets to lick it off. Faggot is a step up.

I bet if someone could find the actual marketer behind this, it would be a jew.

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 10:41:01 ago (+1/-0)

"When surveyed, 4 out of 5 pets preferred Kraft peanut butter on the genitals of their owner". Right on the fucking label!

[ - ] enormousatom 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 10:18:42 ago (+0/-0)

This is out of their Canadian district. A whole different type of pandering going on north of our border. They wouldn't have done such a thing in the US for exactly the reason you stated. They stand to lose too many sales over it here. Canada will obviously follow anything. I submit to evidence Justin Trudeau.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 13:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

select roasted peanuts, corn maltodextrin, sugar, soybean oil, salt, hydrogenated vegetable oil (cotton seed and rapeseed oil), mono and diglycerides

Anyone who feeds this jew shit to his children or allows his wife to feed this shit to his children deserves removal from the gene pool.

[ - ] OriginalGoat [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

"peanut butter" is a term I use loosely. It certainly doesn't have a place on my shelf but regardless, fuck Kraft.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

Most these companies that go woke are not doing because they think it will give them a better share of the market. No, they are very likely being paid ((($$$))) to do it.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like someone still thinks its not a massive global hegemony and the goal is selling a product.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

Awww...That was my favorite brand, too. Oh, well - there are about 100 other brands I can choose from.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 14:57:27 ago (+0/-0)

The market is saturated and this is a mature industry's attempt to squeeze out marginal sales.

Furthermore, marketing is intended for children. Advertisers know that adults have solidified their tastes and brand loyalties. Stuff like this is intended to woo the next generation. Apparently, the wide spread belief is that the next generation is a bunch of faggots so faggotry should appeal to them.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 15:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

What? NO black people were used as ingredients in this product.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 17:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

If you're not making your own peanut butter, you are a first class retard.

[ - ] kishind 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 17, 2021 18:36:44 ago (+0/-0)

So... Blackrock is bankrolling companies according to a woke score or "ESG rating". They go woke to suck up to Big Finance. Blackock has $7 trillion and the Federal Reserve connections to call it $Infinity.

Fucking banker jews fucking our shit up.