Based Birthday Boy - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Based Birthday Boy
submitted by dingbat to random 3.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 23:23:39 ago (+50/-0) (random)

Today was my son’s 15th birthday. He decided to hang out with some friends and they went to a larger gathering. Less than an hour after I dropped him off, I got a text, asking me to pick him up because there were some kids he didn’t like. When he got in the car, I asked him what was up. He said, “I found out there were these two guys coming over...one has blue hair and is (he used exaggerated air quotes) BISEXUAL and the other one talks about how there’s 30 genders—I’d rather be at home hanging out than be forced to be around people who force their retarded opinions on me. Impressive, son! He didn’t give a shit about what anyone thought and was happy to leave. Very based!

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[ - ] deleted 17 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 00:57:03 ago (+17/-0)

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[ + ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 13:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

Let them come. Then tie them to a chair and work on their limbs with a hammer. You can't suck cock very well if your jaw and arms are sand.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 11 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 03:35:58 ago (+11/-0)*

"Gender" is a make believe word coined by New Zealand doctor John Money in the early 70's while he psychologically and physically sexually assaulted his two child patients. Twin boys who would later end their own lives. Merely using the term "gender" concedes normalization of what is a disease called sexual dysphoria. Control the language, control the people.

There is no such thing as "gender" as it pertains to a person. Stop accepting the word. There is only a person's "sex" either male or female regardless of the person's sexual attraction; homosexual or heterosexual.

Im glad your son recognizes and avoids the mentally ill.

[ + ] Reawakened

[ - ] Reawakened 5 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:50:34 ago (+5/-0)

Control the language, control the people.

That's where they beat us. It's time to start calling things by their true names and let the chips fall where they may. Never use the word "gay" always say "homosexual" Call blacks negroes. Call hims him and hers her regardless of their makeup and wardrobe, etc. There are 3 sets of pronouns. Use them.

[ + ] aleleopathic

[ - ] aleleopathic 3 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 07:17:45 ago (+3/-0)

That's where they beat us.

Glad you've realized that, though the seeds were sown a very long time ago. Perchance, did you see my old post on (((Noah Webster))) and the origins of the dictionary? The Dictionary was literally created to have control over the definitions of words. This is actually what led to me completing the argument on why words must never change (which I've posted and successfully defended on this site a number of times).

(((Webster))) was very unpopular, as was his 'compendium'. The fact that he made a blasphemous edit of the Bible also didn't help.

[ + ] Reawakened

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 07:35:09 ago (+3/-0)

It comes back to my view that jews have one superpower. That is the power to lie. Redefinition of words is just one of the many ways they lie. jews should never be allowed to speak or write.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 16:01:01 ago (+1/-0)

Titus 1:10-11
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

[ + ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 13:47:31 ago (+0/-0)

Why stop there?

[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 17:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

I disagree.
Language control works differently

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 05:07:26 ago (+2/-1)

Before money it was still a word and was a polite alternative to "sex."

[ + ] aleleopathic

[ - ] aleleopathic 3 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 07:05:37 ago (+3/-0)*

[...] and was a polite alternative to "sex."

Nope; before Money, 'sex' was exlusive biological systems, and 'gender' exclusive to everything else. His 'thesis' that he was 'testing' while at John Hopkins was literally if the third gender, neuter, can apply to humans.

Previously, gender was a term that only applied to inanimate objects, such as the gender of words in language, the gender of connectors, etc, where there commonly can be a 'neuter' (language) or intersex (connectors) gender. BTW, this concept of mutual exclusivity is common in English; e.g. the difference between carcass and corpse.

EDIT: 'Sex' historically was considered polite, and was in common usage. 'Sexual Intercourse' (also called 'Sexual Congress', etc.) was actually a euphemism for the word 'fuck' (which is very old, btw), and 'sex' as a word only became impolite when it became slang for 'intercourse'.

Fun facts.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 07:17:03 ago (+1/-1)

Well, more specifically "gender" meant something like "type" but it was used euphamistically to mean "sex." The examples you gave are examples of that.

[ + ] Special_Prosecutor

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 11:58:10 ago (+1/-0)*

No, gender was used to describe the masculine, feminine, or neutral characteristics of words exclusively, not people. This is why latin derived languages Spanish, Italian, and French have gender specific nouns
French words "la femme" (woman) and "la bibliotheque" (library) are feminine gender NOUNS but you'd be stupid to think library buildings are female oriented.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 12:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

You are aware that the word gender is broader than just grammatical gender right?

[ + ] Special_Prosecutor

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 12:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, what gender are you?

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 12:04:13 ago (+0/-0)

Outie.

[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 17:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

Fun fact.

The literal og meaning of fuck....is horse pussy juice.

"The stallion doesn't seem up or it"

"Rub some the mares fuck on his nose, that'll get him going"

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 11:11:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 6 points 3.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 23:28:52 ago (+7/-1)

It’s normal to be repulsed by faggots and natural to repel from them as if from a hot flame. What is currently happening in society is not normal. The people are not normal. Everything is crap. Garbage from every direction. I’m glad he came home with you. Keep him close. He’s smart, and normal. They will do everything they can to fuck that up.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 6 points 3.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 23:44:28 ago (+6/-0)

Thank you. I was really proud of his decision making and his indifference of what anyone else thought. I told him to keep following his intuition when it comes to judging others (and to thoroughly vet) and told him there’s nothing wrong with leaving any place he doesn’t feel comfortable at.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 13:15:18 ago (+1/-0)

Smart boy. Plays daddy like a fiddle when there's no beer and its a sausage party.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 11:24:13 ago (+1/-0)

2% of the population

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 11:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

Fuckin’ faggots.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 07:58:41 ago (+1/-0)

Keep up the good work

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 10:37:37 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you :)

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 06:22:23 ago (+2/-1)

You need to teach your son to be the center of his world. Instead of going to parties, he must make sure the party comes to him. In this way, he will control who is invited into his life.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 10:36:23 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, my house is too small for that ;) But that’s not a bad idea. I think his actions last night showed he has a solid base and good self esteem. If he didn’t have good self esteem, he wouldn’t have left.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 19, 2021 23:44:34 ago (+1/-0)

30 genders. sheesh. Male and Female and what else?

[ + ] BlowjaySimpson

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 6 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 01:33:01 ago (+6/-0)

Why did we allow society to stop beating the fucking shit out of these cancers?

[ + ] oldblo

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 15:37:42 ago (+2/-0)

Ever notice anti bullying campaigns came in before this shit? Now you know why.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 20, 2021 17:50:56 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly.

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