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What do you call a flying shark?

submitted by Centaurus to Nature 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:18:45 ago (+17/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hyee0q.mp4

Dinner.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:34:29 ago (+3/-0)

That reminds me of my hometown. I'd be driving down the road and spot an osprey with a fish in it's talons. I always wonder what must be going through the fish's head.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:39:12 ago (+5/-0)

I always wonder what must be going through the fish's head.

A talon.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:44:48 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, that's obvious. Hell of a way to die, though. One minute you're swimming around doing fish stuff and the next you're flying through the wild blue yonder.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:52:57 ago (+4/-0)

It would be akin to you or I drowning, I guess. The fish is probably saying, "I can't breeve."

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:56:13 ago (+2/-0)

It would be like being pulled into the briney deep by the clawed tentacle of a kraken. Except with better lighting.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 09:28:06 ago (+3/-0)

You can see the fish in the video start to drown too. It starts off laying still in case it can spot a chance to escape, but then the CO2 starts building up and it starts twisting and panicking like crazy.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 13:21:17 ago (+1/-0)

You beat me to it.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 13:42:18 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 19:55:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. It's a daily sight for people fortunate enough to live there. I hope to be back home soon. I miss the smell of low tide, if you can believe that.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:46:40 ago (+3/-0)

Damn Nature! You scary!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:53:02 ago (+1/-0)

Damn Master_Foo! You nature!

[ - ] WhiteGoat 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:52:30 ago (+5/-0)

That's not a shark ya dingus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 08:54:27 ago (+1/-0)

Uh, so what is it Mr Know-It-All?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 09:04:31 ago (+5/-0)

It might be a bluefish or a mackerel. He's right though, it doesn't look like a shark.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 09:38:28 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 09:42:05 ago (+1/-0)

The fish is on its side, but it's not a shark.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 15:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

I stand corrected.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 18:05:04 ago (+1/-0)

You may now sit.

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 09:35:20 ago (+2/-0)

Dinner apparently.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 09:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

Looks closer to lunch to me. Split the difference? It's dunch.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 13:57:48 ago (+1/-0)

That is one big bird.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 19:57:07 ago (+0/-0)

They're big compared to bluejays and sparrows, but relatively small compared to other raptors.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 15:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

A projectile? I dunno the video does not work. Fag.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 15:45:48 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe catbox.moe banned you from seeing any of their videos.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 22, 2021 18:23:18 ago (+1/-0)

Well I see the screen and it siwrls around then stops and just sits there blank. How would I know (find out) that?