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Strongk Wyoman smashishing set...

submitted by ParnellsUprising to PureFuckingKikery 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 19:33:23 ago (+7/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] FellowWhite 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 22:05:49 ago (+4/-0)

Failure for four and a half minutes, exhausted after 30 seconds, never once changed technique, never realized how pathetic this looked and even after she gets an easy out by accidentally dropping the guitar in the hole she put in the stage she crawls in picks it back up and continues smashing.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 22:55:18 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for the synopsis, I didn't last 20 seconds.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 19:38:28 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking cunt. At least if you fuck a guitar it's probably your guitar. She fucked the stage up. That's someone else's problem. It's not the stage's fault you can't deliver a clean hit. Asshole.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 20:52:19 ago (+2/-0)

man that is the most heavy duty fender I have ever seen

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 03:48:35 ago (+1/-0)

Actually the reason the guitar isn't smashing is because of the materials used to construct the stage.

The boards are flexible (like a wrestling ring is flexible), and given that the stage planks are breaking, indicates it's not a lack of force...

Physics, do you speak it?

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 05:00:21 ago (+0/-0)

Guitar probably has a poly coating that is made to be durable.
But... I could still probably break a guitar on one swing.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 06:27:06 ago (+0/-0)

The thing she is hitting it against (the floor) is weaker than the guitar.

I mean she smashed through the fucking stage, that's more impressive than breaking a guitar if you ask me

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:10:21 ago (+0/-0)

Achktually


STFU my "do you even physics bro" retard.
If she smashed that guitar flat-way, it'd would break.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:45:57 ago (+0/-0)

What was the point of that?

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 05:27:59 ago (+0/-0)

We need Wendy O. Williams to come back. Great tits too.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 02:38:18 ago (+0/-0)

I've never understood the point of smashing a guitar. Or, as in yhis case, trying to smash a guitar.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 05:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

Rule of cool, and some idiots think destruction is cool.

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 23:25:25 ago (+0/-0)

Another illustration of why Townshend is in a league of his own.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 22:23:23 ago (+0/-0)*


She is incapable of adding any force herself.
She can just barely get it high enough to then let gravity take over.
And to be fair, she is trying to smash this in what is probably the most structurally sound way, but that's more a testament to her retardation than the guitar.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 21:22:37 ago (+1/-1)

Thats a hell of a guitar.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 22:14:49 ago (+3/-0)

Stronger than the swinger. That's not how you kill a guitar. We're looking at operater failure here.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 22:18:46 ago (+2/-0)

What do you expect from a woman? It’s not even a neck thru.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 23, 2021 22:57:35 ago (+2/-0)

I was hoping it would snap in half and smash her in the face. She should have slunk away using the hole in the floor.