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Accidental sex

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 09:25:01 ago (+51/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 11 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 09:59:09 ago (+11/-0)

Yes, an accident, like she slipped and fell on a dick. Fucking whore.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 10 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:55:28 ago (+10/-0)

So women are incapable of taking responsibility for their actions?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 10 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:59:49 ago (+10/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:32:23 ago (+6/-0)

"Everything I choose to do, is someone else's fault." It's the direct result of decades of privilege, coddling and protection. Execute the matriarchy and force these slags to contribute to society.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:58:15 ago (+4/-0)

“Try not to suck any dicks on the way home.”

I think this was in the movie Clerks.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:31:32 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:25:03 ago (+2/-0)

In a row?

[ - ] toobaditworks 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot"

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

My memory is fallible. Her memory was impressive. She kept count.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 09:27:33 ago (+6/-3)

can you stop reposting ancient old shit in effort to get jews off the minds of the folk and focus on womyn, boomers, "liberals" and other euphemism for byproducts of a jewd up society?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:33:25 ago (+5/-3)

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[ - ] con77 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:47:03 ago (+2/-0)

I get that too. Like I havent been here for a year or cant read.

[ - ] CPillar 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:40:51 ago (+0/-0)

he's paid by the word soooooo

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -2 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 09:37:43 ago (+3/-5)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 09:43:14 ago (+5/-3)

Sorry Kloun but as the vanguard of Voat i cannot stand idly by while subversion is done

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 15:32:31 ago (+0/-0)

Women's lib is an exclusively jewish idea. By attacking women's lib he's attacking the jews.

[ - ] enormousatom 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 17:22:05 ago (+0/-0)

Guys guys guys... This is exactly what the women/Jews want. There's room for both of you on voat or talk or whatever the fuck this place is. One of you keep an eye on the Jews and the other the women (even though the Jews are the ones really responsible for this behavior so it's still kinda the Jews).

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 14:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

I've had women need to text me all day constantly. Hundreds of texts messages, even when I'm at work and none of them important. If that's what they need to not get bored or feel lonely please just go. The guy you cheat with is going to hate it as much as I do.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 11:45:40 ago (+1/-0)

and the guy will accidentally leave $200 on the dresser

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 25, 2021 06:18:32 ago (+0/-0)

65% is one of those numbers that are pulled of someone's ass. If it came from a parasite in a university stupid people gobble it.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 25, 2021 02:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

Ya, I hate it when women accidentally have sex with me. Ugh, so annoying. I mean fucking hell, I only have so much time in the day and I have shit to do, you know?