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New keyboard for journalists will allow them to write stories 10X faster!!!

submitted by GeneralDisarray to fakenews 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 16:20:36 ago (+13/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 17:42:07 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, a keyboard for literally half the country.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

WHY are there 2 S's SIDE BY SIDE? That's STUPiD.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 20:12:20 ago (+0/-0)

There should be a "danger to our democracy" and "white supremacist" key.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 22:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

That is done by the "projection" button.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 17:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

That's what the scum at Reuters and AP who write the news must use. Reporters just run it through Hemingway to make a few words smaller and dumber and hit done.

There are no journalists.