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an unsettling thought just occured to me...

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 13:12:48 ago (+44/-2)     (whatever)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 14 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 13:14:26 ago (+14/-0)

Then God has a better sense of humor than I initially gave him credit for.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 13:17:33 ago (+6/-0)

When I die, I expect I'll find Him laughing.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:10:21 ago (+2/-1)

Don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:11:47 ago (+1/-0)

Smug omnipotent fucker

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 13:18:51 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:15:59 ago (+2/-0)

I don't. I estimate that the law of nature is the real authority anyway. Speaking of Pompeii, how is what those butt fuckers did any different than what goes on now? The law of nature is being violated and I honestly believe that those breaking the law will be brought to justice.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:30:06 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:40:14 ago (+3/-0)

I farted in your general direction.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:49:12 ago (+2/-0)

Dude you might want to see an oncologist. It's not supposed to smell like that.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:51:39 ago (+1/-0)

Doctor! Doc! I need you to customize my fart smell!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 23:13:55 ago (+1/-0)

What ??. Like shit ?? ... or sperm.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 06:24:08 ago (+1/-0)

Let me guess, you're asking for a friend.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 16:46:09 ago (+0/-0)

Um - is that boyfriend or friend-with-benefits friend ?? .
I'm not sure i get the implication.... Lol.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 17:13:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 061916 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 15:58:27 ago (+0/-0)

Got any interesting links to Pompeii?

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 21:05:06 ago (+0/-0)

Someone must have royally pissed him off to give us niggers and jews.

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:15:56 ago (+2/-0)

You haven't seen the platypus? Dude's got a sense of humor I don't quite understand.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:41:12 ago (+1/-0)

I have not seen the Australian James Bond movie, Platypussy.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 03:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

Favorite animal ever. A venomous mammal, that lays eggs? Fucking sign me up. I need more of that kind of strange in my life.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:48:56 ago (+2/-0)

what if it was the first honk-honk and you missed it

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 23:02:16 ago (+1/-0)

When god shows up in his elcamino the horns shall sound la cacaracha!!!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 20:29:49 ago (+1/-0)

The Honkening.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 21:10:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 4, 2021 01:22:35 ago (+0/-0)

It's going to sound like a bicycle horn

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 22:14:02 ago (+0/-0)

Somehow, I can't picture Gabriel with a clown horn. :honk honk:

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 22:11:15 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe it's already occurred and it was lost in the cacophony.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 21:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

There’s no honk honks in Piss Earth.
Clown world ended like 5-10 years ago.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 21:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 21:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

It’s piss, not shit.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 17:31:39 ago (+0/-0)

Did you upchuck?

Oh, I think you'll KNOW the difference between a horn and a trump that can be heard the world over. IF that's how it works, otherwise not all of us will hear it. We'll just know via other avenues. News?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 15:59:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 14:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

That is a very good idea.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 3, 2021 13:36:55 ago (+0/-0)

Of course grade school kids need to learn about tranny's!