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This is normal. This is fun.

submitted by Splooge to whatever 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 21:26:43 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/v29n4q.mp4



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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 15 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 21:34:13 ago (+15/-0)

This is real right, this isn't a machine learning algorithm that made this right?

It's so brazen it doesn't even feel real. The lines between what we jokingly shitpost and reality no longer seem to exist.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:05:12 ago (+2/-0)

machine learning algorithm that made this

How very anti-semitic.

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 08:50:27 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking the same thing. There's no way they're actually saying things like this... That has to be some serious deepfake or something... Now? Can't tell.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 12 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 21:37:19 ago (+12/-0)

preheat the oven
they know

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 15 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 22:54:59 ago (+15/-0)

No, that's a reference to a rule that they can't operate equipment on the Sabbath, but they can program it ahead of time or get their Shabbos goy to do it. This makes me see red.

Check your oven's manual for Sabbath mode. I kid you not.

[ - ] localsal 11 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 23:20:41 ago (+11/-0)

Interesting they can't turn a simple knob on an oven,

but she has no qualms at all about clicking the remote....

Must be the same technicality as that wire around NYC.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 23:29:39 ago (+7/-1)*

Their jews. They invented pilpul.

Edit: should have used "they're." They are jew's jews.

And yes, the same technicality.

[ - ] CoinQuest 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 05:43:29 ago (+2/-0)

Whose jews? They are jews. They're jews.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 06:21:28 ago (+2/-0)

The oven's jews.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:17:59 ago (+1/-0)

Whoops.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 07:46:30 ago (+4/-0)

One of my favorites are lightswitches. They're forbidden to light fires, and they count lightbulbs as fires, so they invented a lightswitch that works ~30% of the time. So they're not really lighting a fire, they're just pressing a switch a few times and if the light turns on it's by accident.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 16:35:51 ago (+0/-0)

What? Oh my lord. Talk about lying to yourself.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 17:52:14 ago (+0/-0)

Half of their religion is making a billion tiny ridiculous rules. The other half is lawyering themselves out of them with ridiculous workarounds.

Have you heard about the trash bags for blocking death rays? Or the panty sniffing rabbis? Truly a magnificent culture.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

Like putting your sins into a chicken and beating it to death.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 8, 2021 15:05:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wow. I did not know that one.

So, they can't light a fire, but if they need it to keep warm, they can put logs on it? or do they need a filthy goy to put the logs on?

Or do the logs get "blessed" by god and keep burning all through the sabbath?

kikes are just retarded at times, but I guess they have to be due to all the stupid laws that they made up to live under.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 8, 2021 16:05:36 ago (+0/-0)

The basic principle is that you're supposed to do everything that needs to be done before the sabbath so you can spend the sabbath focussing on prayer.

Afaik the rule only applies to lighting a fire, not stoking it, so you're allowed to add more fuel but if you get lazy and it goes out then tough. However if you happen to have a goy in the house and happen to mention that it'd be nice if the fire were rekindled and he happens to do it then that's allowed.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 8, 2021 19:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

That is definitely the spirit of the law.

But these filthy kikes make everything about "technicalities" and other work-arounds.

It will be interesting to see how this all plays out at the judgement seat - whether their little tricks sway the all powerful God.

Half of me wants to laugh and dance for joy as they get punished, but the other half is pretty sad about that.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 9 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 23:37:07 ago (+9/-0)

I can't even imagine the outcry that would be issued if White comedians made fun of the stupid kike hanukah traditions by LARPing with a menorah. The full weight of cancel culture would be brought to shut it down.

When they played a clip of the show, I realized I hadn't even watched a single frame of it yet. I braced for the cringe, and somehow that made things worse. Like when you brace for impact in a car crash. Sometimes it's best to just go limp and let your body bounce off the dashboard. It's definitely advisable to let your soul go limp while watching any length of Santa Inc. When the girl elf started talking, every fiber of my being began to scream that this was the worst thing I had ever voluntarily subjected myself to. Incredibly, I checked the time stamp at that point and found there were still more than 30 seconds of it left. I could feel my actual soul panicking, as if I were a drowning man trapped under ice. Enduring those final few seconds of Rogen and Silverman's awful dull and dry voiceover performances was nearly unbearable. Why did I do that?

[ - ] Kung_Flu 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 12:04:26 ago (+0/-0)

The clip was one of the more tame excerpts. There's far worse excerpts where it's clear it's all agenda.

[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 22:17:31 ago (+8/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 22:59:04 ago (+7/-0)

Just to be clear, they made this before shit hit the fan, right?

This appears that the response to their bullshit, triggered the fuck out of them and this is their message back. These jews aren't playing the elite's rules.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 6 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 23:16:27 ago (+6/-0)

The clip they chose to promote their comedy show didn't have any jokes in it.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 00:01:57 ago (+3/-0)

I looked up your name and I barfed. Thanks for that.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 01:19:15 ago (+3/-0)

Just doing my part.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 02:05:58 ago (+3/-0)

The joke is that the goyim think it's a comedy show.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 5 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 21:29:35 ago (+5/-0)

jews be jewin

[ - ] Mikehaggar1776 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 00:51:13 ago (+4/-0)

I started this life pretty tolerant... No longer the case.

[ - ] Rawrination 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 01:53:25 ago (+2/-0)

I was born into zionist occupied judeochristian. After learning all we know now I’m looking forward to the day every last kike and their pets is ejected from this mortal realm straight to their home in hell.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 22:21:32 ago (+3/-0)

They're getting psychotic.

We really shook them, abd they react to things not going their way about as well as a toddler would.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 22:30:51 ago (+2/-0)

Always been psychotic, just more reactive. Sensitive little kikes aren't they.

[ - ] fooke 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 05:18:19 ago (+2/-0)

Seth Rogen says times up.

https://pic8.co/sh/JuMjsG.jpg

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 04:15:17 ago (+2/-0)

I won't be choosing HBO Max I can tell you that. I haven't watched netflix since Hey White People.

I love how those kikes shove it in every ones faces though. soon.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 23:20:39 ago (+2/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 21:32:19 ago (+2/-0)

What even is that?

[ - ] Nexus_666 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 06:36:27 ago (+1/-0)

It is necessary that I should die for my people, but my spirit will rise from the grave and the whole world will know that I was right.

Adolf Hitler

[ - ] Nexus_666 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 06:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Shabbos goy? They literally went mask off.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 05:30:30 ago (+1/-0)

Whos my little shabbot goy?! You’re my little shabbot goy! :3

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 23:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

...well then.

Let's actually PREHEAT THE OVENS BOYS. I mean Goys.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 02:08:42 ago (+0/-0)

Seth should know better than to go full jew.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 00:45:34 ago (+0/-0)

Get those cunts out. They ar.en't American and never were. They're only interested in their religious war