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Get those lights even brighter! Buy more!!!

submitted by deleted to ClownWorld 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 08:52:51 ago (+55/-0)     (ClownWorld)

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[ - ] v0atmage 15 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:41:28 ago (+15/-0)

A jew most likely wrote that.

[ - ] Splooge 7 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:38:36 ago (+7/-0)

Absolutely. A breakdown all but proves this.

I couldn't help but notice

Kikes love to pretend the thing they're kvetching about is so major that it doesn't even escape casual observation.

During these unprecedented times we have all experienced challenges which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.

The jew is trying to create a mutual understanding, a common ground where none exists. Look at the odd phrasing -- this sentence barely makes sense because the writer is attempting to shoehorn in as many instances of "we" as possible. The use of "unprecedented" without context is just the excuse.

The idea of twinkling, colorful lights are a reminder of divisions

This is the jew's hallmark subversion tactic -- selecting an idea that has many meanings and narrowing the scope to a single one as if it's the only possible interpretation.

a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors

Kikes like to avoid naming themselves as the complainant whenever possible. They much prefer kvetching on others' behalf -- "oy vey don't get mad at ME, I'm just advocating for THEM!" And if the "them" doesn't exist, they just vaguely refer to it and hope you don't notice they're talking about themselves.

We must do the work of educating ourselves

Again, more "common ground" language. We. Our.

I challenge you to respect the dignity of all people

Finally, after much preamble, we get to the meat of the jew's treachery. This is the first direct address to the reader, an accusation that says YOU don't respect people, YOU don't know anything about our neighbors.

We must come together collectively

And, in classic cowardly fashion, the jew immediately reverts back to the "we" language.

and challenge these institutional iniquities;

A very mild form of gaslighting -- the jew hasn't mentioned any "institutional iniquities" because it has none. Just like how jews will attempt to win debates through attrition, it hopes here that you're so exhausted from reading everything that came before this that you'll just assume somewhere above is a description of the iniquities, that it's already been explained.

St. Anthony is a community welcoming of all people and we must demand better for ourselves.

More "we" language, implying group pressure where none exists.

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TL;DR - It's absolutely a jew that wrote this. Time to put up more lights.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:54:47 ago (+1/-0)

A jew is probably physically incapable of typing out anything with "Christ" in it. My guess is faggot atheist.

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 17:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

An atheist is more likely to go after public spaces with religious decorations on it, not private.

[ - ] Le_Bucheron 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 17:28:07 ago (+0/-0)

You can be sure a jew paid for it (with someone else money).

[ - ] Incanus 11 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:24:59 ago (+11/-0)

Time to add a Nativity to the yard.

[ - ] Boyakasha 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 12:10:38 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, but with Baby Hitler. Crank the offensiveness to full 1488

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:52:54 ago (+3/-0)

I usually display it but this year I’m scared they will steal or break my precious heirlooms

[ - ] Unjaded 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:20:56 ago (+5/-0)

That's exactly what makes it so important to put out the nativity. The message is most important when the battle gets the most fierce.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:59:38 ago (+0/-0)

But my precious heirlooms

[ - ] Broc_Liath 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:06:44 ago (+6/-0)

Put the nice ones you inherited inside. Put cheap ones outside. Jews are offended, your kids make new memories with your nice heirlooms and everyone's happy (except jews).

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:08:46 ago (+3/-0)

You got a point there. I feel dumb

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:10:59 ago (+0/-0)

I think you should take the piss out of the letter somehow though. I suggested above finding a grinch cutout and having him "write" it somewhere near the footpath where people can read.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:06:42 ago (+5/-0)

Electrify it.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

My favorite answer. But that's just asking for a lawsuit if someone were to actually try to vandalize it.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 08:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

Just give it enough current to hurt not kill.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 11:00:21 ago (+1/-0)

A homeowner probably would want enough current to kill them. Injured criminals sue homeowners/businesses/schools for negligence, assault, etc and often win. At that point, either hope the surviving criminal doesn't sue or hope the deceased criminal's family doesn't sue.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

Best

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

That way they get to add to the lights display if they try to tear it down.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:38:07 ago (+5/-0)

Put it on the roof. Like people do with the Santa Clause and the Reindeer.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:00:50 ago (+2/-0)

You know what? This actually is a solid suggestion

[ - ] Anannymouse 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:41:05 ago (+3/-0)

Put up a security camera.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 12:54:50 ago (+3/-0)

Glue quarters to the street out front. The jews will be distracted and never make it to Jesus.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

And you can just scoop the kikes right up since there is no way they are going to walk away from the free money. They just sit there waiting. Prying.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

This is the most hilarious and practical advice

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:36:06 ago (+1/-0)

Have someone guard it. I'm sure there's someone in your congregation who'll volunteer

[ - ] jqueso 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:57:51 ago (+1/-0)

Get a motion sensor and hook it up to an array of strobe lights surrounding it.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

Buy some cheapo substitutes...the more tacky the better.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 10:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, that’s what broc suggested too, I was too dumb to think of it. Going to get cheapies today

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 8 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:00:05 ago (+8/-0)

𝚝𝙷𝚎𝚂𝚎 𝚞𝙽𝚙𝚁𝚎𝙲𝚎𝙳𝚎𝙽𝚝𝙴𝚍 𝚝𝙸𝚖𝙴𝚜

Fuck off. I'd double up on the lights after that.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:54:17 ago (+4/-0)

These kinds of times have happened before, you should staple a history lesson about this kind of shit to their door, just so they have an idea of where its lead to in the past, and how they are doing the exact sort of thing most people had done back then to lead those events towards the conclusions they had ultimately reached.
Then include a final note with the same language as this one challenging them to kill themselves in a spectacular fashion, also informing them of the many reasons they should do it, descriving in detail how the world is much better off without people like them living their meaningless lives in it, shitting it up, and making things worse for the lives of people who actually matter

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:40:01 ago (+4/-0)

It's the jews

[ - ] Version6 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:03:37 ago (+4/-0)

The lights themselves bring joy to others. If the owner were to double up on lights he would just be spreading more cheer. The writer of the letter misses the point of the lights completely.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:26:47 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 12:53:09 ago (+3/-0)

great. Like I didn't have enough shit on my list. One more thing to do.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 13:02:13 ago (+1/-0)

Given the locality, it could very well have been a muslim also. Probably better cover all the bases.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 13:45:15 ago (+0/-0)

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:40:31 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Paradoxical003 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:49:13 ago (+3/-0)

"I challenge you-"

Speaking as of its more difficult to conform than to refuse to do so.

I would just pretend they are challenging me to something actually difficult to uphold, like a duel.

Yeah, that's it, they are challenging you to a duel, and i suggest you not be a pussy about it and take them up on the offer.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:35:35 ago (+2/-0)

It's just a rewording of "A real man does X", wherein X = whatever bullshit I want you to do right now.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:58:12 ago (+0/-0)

A real man doesn't feel the need to prove he is a real man, especially to those who insult his masculinity to manipulate him into doing their bidding, a real man knows what he is, and that us good enough for him.

[ - ] Temp20210918c 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:51:21 ago (+2/-0)

Save the heirlooms. Instead, buy a cheap, gawdy, 11 zillion lumens plastic nativity and put that out. Maybe add a big sign that says, "Thou shalt have no gods before me" and one that says, "Put Christ back in CHRISTmas".

[ - ] Temp20210918c 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

...and maybe hang a purple elf in effigy.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:16:56 ago (+1/-0)

I agree! You goyim and your Christmas lights are racist and anti-semitic. The nativity scenes are like anudda shoah! Lets come togetha and end Christmas parades, too. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:42:10 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, cousin Noseberg! Where are we celebrating channukuh this year? Your place? We can spin a dreidel and then coerce some of our pet golem to go out and smash Christmas lights!

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 21:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

The Chinese restaurant would be a betta choice! Its where all us jews eat on Christmas! Shaloms💎✡️ my friend

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:08:26 ago (+1/-0)

This guy should post that with a go fund me for creating the most brightestest more brighter display in the us.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 13:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

jew

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:10:08 ago (+1/-0)

Mine-ape-olous.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:51:32 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking bitch, I will not only double my twinkling lights now, I will get the biggest santa all glowing with a thousand lights

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:08:59 ago (+2/-0)

Clark Griswald that bitch!!!

[ - ] AnonymousLex 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:29:27 ago (+1/-0)

Too afraid to face with a name to the demand? Not even face to face lol

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 09:26:27 ago (+1/-0)

Gutless coward. Go door to door, and wave that letter around without saying a word about it. Whoever flinched is your gutless coward.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 19:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

YOU do NOT define what MY light display SAYS or signifies to others. I DO. It says FUCK YOU.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 18:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

Did they put that in your mail box? That is a crime.

You should respond with a community letter campaign of your own encouraging everyone who can afford it to go all out this year because so many can't afford Christmas cheer so it is up to those who can to bring joy to all.

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

I'd be on my way to Home Depot to buy more lights before I even got to the second paragraph.

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:46:31 ago (+0/-0)

How funny would it be for 7 houses in a row to spell out N I G G E R S on their roofs with Christmas lights. Shit could be see from every plane over head. Would make international news, guaranteed.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 15:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

Put up a model grinch typing a letter near the footpath. If anyone gets curious and pokes their nose over the fence to see what it is, it's that letter.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

St. Anthony is a community welcoming of all people...

Except you, with the lights. You don't do what I want you to, so go fuck off.

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 14:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

Those are some of the most jew arguments I have ever seen.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 12:59:19 ago (+0/-0)

How about… sending good news in the mail to everyone on that street?!

Hallelujah! We have people in need of cheer!

We don’t need a specific address to handle this!

Coooome, they told me…

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:37:01 ago (+0/-0)

Time to add more lights.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:25:46 ago (+0/-0)

Of course I will stop my traditions to appease foreigners who don’t belong here in the first place.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:20:42 ago (+0/-0)

Typical "boiler plate" script, all vim and ver and fluff with no substance, meaningless liberal tripe meant only to trigger emotions..."the worker's paradise" and "worker's of the world unite" are also emotional motivators lacking substance.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 11:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

Typical "boiler plate" script, all vim and ver and fluff with no substance, meaningless liberal tripe meant only to trigger emotions..."the worker's paradise" and "worker's of the world unite" are also emotional motivators lacking substance.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 7, 2021 10:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

Me use big word sound smart