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Saltine crackers are underrated

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:07:00 ago (+17/-0)     (AnonWhatever)

They're a nice cheap lightweight snack.


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[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:38:58 ago (+7/-0)

I switched to Saltines because they are sturdier. I prefer Ritz or Townhouse. But somewhere in the logistical line for Philly supermarkets there are diversity-hire niggers breaking 20% - 40% of the crackers in the boxes, and I got tired of so many crumbs.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:07:55 ago (+3/-0)

Life has its little tragedies, GD.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:31:53 ago (+4/-0)

I bet in the 1950s 95% White America there was less than 1% broken crackers in any given box.

I want my White America back!

E: 13% breaks 39% of the crackers.

[ - ] anon 2511690 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

Goddamn, bro, you should make that your political platform! MA(Crackers)GA!

[ - ] anon 1441642 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 09:55:14 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8VzK7pCU4

I want my country back - Russell Smith (of Amazing Rhythm Aces)

[ - ] anon 3131848 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 11:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

I wish there was a way to study this because I am 100% sure you're right.

[ - ] anon 3057102 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:33:58 ago (+1/-1)

So you also blame the jews for the subpar “work ethic” of the negro?

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, why not? The jews cause 99% of the other problems. It's only logical to presume they are the root cause of the cracker breakage.

[ - ] anon 3520422 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 07:29:47 ago (+1/-0)

We need to figure out how to make this bigger and more wide spread.

"Cracker Breakage"
"Breaking Crackers"

There's something here. This could be big.

-BitterVeteran (how do I become non-anon?)... Non-anon. Do do da do doooo. Non-anon. Do do da dooo. Non-anon.

[ - ] anon 5328239 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 08:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

One worthless upvoat for you and your song.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 08:47:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 10:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

You can turn it off by toggling the option under the “sort by” selection.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 11:51:52 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you, sir.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 10:28:59 ago (+0/-0)

I think the same way. My friends and family now jokingly ask if it was the jews anytime I’m upset about something. Then I say “I don’t know, let’s check!” And sure enough there typically a jew involved somewhere! They’ve all started turning to my side because every time something bad happens or there is an injustice in the world there is a 99% chance a kike is involved somewhere along the line, usually where the movement or problem would die out naturally, there is usually a jew kvetching.

[ - ] anon 1641324 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:12:40 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:06:44 ago (+2/-3)

"jelly"! You've given yourself away as an American.

[ - ] anon 3122062 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:00:27 ago (+2/-0)

Bottled hot sauce on mine please. Great for camping when you want to encourage drinking but the take a lot of volume in a pack compared to food value.

[ - ] anon 2040506 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:50:38 ago (+2/-0)

Pro tip: they are good with peanut butter on them.

[ - ] anon 3448082 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:27:24 ago (+2/-0)

you dont need to hide goat, its okay to like saltine crackers.

[ - ] anon 2608085 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:12:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah lucky OP posted this as an Anon thread, who knows what people might think of them otherwise.

[ - ] anon 1705710 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 09:34:36 ago (+1/-0)

Mmmmm. Sometimes I make myself a snack of saltines with a thin slice of cheddar cheese and slice of pickle; or I do the old standard on my saltines—pb&j.

[ - ] anon 1026020 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:17:43 ago (+1/-0)

The background history for the topic is an amazing tale about the baking barons clashes and battles to be the biggest and the best. Check out a documentary about Nabisco (an acronym you will learn).

[ - ] anon 3696174 [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:31:56 ago (+0/-0)

Love this type of stuff, I will check it out.

[ - ] anon 1231839 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:36:36 ago (+1/-0)

Oddly enough, there's also a shortage right now around here of the two cracker packs. You know, the one's they give you when you order soup at a restaurant? Yeah, none of our food suppliers can get them.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:44:04 ago (+2/-0)

Put two open Saltine crackers on the saucer that you put the soup bowl on. Almost no one will care that they are not in some plastic. Or just toss some in the bread baskets you give every table since they are fucking cheap as hell anyway.

[ - ] anon 7994380 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 06:06:00 ago (+0/-0)

Many weeks now they have been scarce here across the State.

[ - ] anon 8276258 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 14:16:00 ago (+0/-0)

And they probably have soy in them and are made in mexico.

[ - ] anon 3021481 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 13:03:53 ago (+0/-0)

I dig em. .75/box @ aldi I think I'll have some summer sausage and cheddar on a saline now.

[ - ] anon 3375855 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 12:25:47 ago (+0/-0)

I use Saltines in muh chili and soups. No other cracker will do! I also like the Club crackers.

[ - ] anon 2526830 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 10:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

Love those things. Make up some tuna or kippers and put them on the crackers. Fucking Delicious. In the midwest they put a dollop of cream cheese and a green olive and have them on a winter day while out on your snow machine or skating on the lake.

Y'know. All white people stuff.

[ - ] anon 1119313 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 09:33:53 ago (+0/-0)

They go great with so many foods.

[ - ] anon 2002751 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 09:24:03 ago (+0/-0)

Sunshine Krispy crackers for the win.

[ - ] anon 2920197 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 06:54:43 ago (+0/-0)

Who doesn't rate them high on the food tier for their delicious utility?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:11:10 ago (+1/-1)

Seems from my google search that in America "Saltines" is a generic name and particular brands of saltines (salty crackers) are:

Some familiar brand names of saltine crackers in the Americas are Christie's Premium Plus (Canada), Nabisco's Premium (U.S.), Sunshine Biscuits' Krispy (U.S.), Keebler's Zesta (U.S.) (both owned by Kellogg's), Molinos Modernos' Hatuey (Dominican Republic) and Noel's Saltín (Colombia). [Library Service]

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:06:01 ago (+1/-1)

Good you discovered them. Do they have any health stars?

[ - ] anon 2608085 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:14:41 ago (+1/-0)

A Saltine is just a Salada, check your local woolies.

[ - ] anon 2511690 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 04:30:12 ago (+1/-0)

I see. Then we are on the same page. I buy Salada Wholemeal and put slices of cheese on them. I hope someone is interested in that but if they are...not sure why.

[ - ] anon 1245577 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 02:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

Not as cheap as they once was, at least not the good brand that doesn't taste stale or 'off'.

[ - ] anon 2038667 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 8, 2021 03:07:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I made the mistake of getting generic brand once.

Can't do it again.