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If you absolutely had no choice but to be a nigger, which nigger would you be?

submitted by FinsterBaby to AskUpgoat 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 00:49:45 ago (+5/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I guess I would choose Mike Tyson so I can beat other niggers. What say you?


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[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 00:59:59 ago (+1/-1)

Anyone with a 2 foot long dick. That's all women care about now a days.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 03:53:38 ago (+2/-1)

Found the guy with the small dick!

[ - ] FinsterBaby [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 01:01:55 ago (+0/-0)

Ew

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 01:11:53 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckin Kony.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 01:25:40 ago (+1/-0)

Jimmy Walker,AKA,J.J.Evans,or Kid Dy-No-Mite.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 02:11:46 ago (+2/-0)

Any one that's dead.

[ - ] nada 10 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 02:33:54 ago (+10/-0)

Michael Jackson because I'd eventually turn white.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 03:29:04 ago (+3/-2)

7/10

[ - ] MichaelStewart 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 05:30:38 ago (+3/-0)

Thomas Sowell.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 06:38:53 ago (+1/-0)

Welfare one

[ - ] quaintarrow303 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 07:55:30 ago (+3/-1)

the one that plows your mom.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 09:06:09 ago (+1/-0)

A dead nigger.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 10:03:40 ago (+1/-0)

a snow nigger

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 10:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

I WANNA BE A BLACK SCIENCE MANS! I WANNA IMVENT A CANDY CORNS!

[ - ] RecycledElectrons -1 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 10:31:46 ago (+0/-1)

I'd be a nigger cop in Minecraft. Then I could walk into the police station and open up, killing as many other cops as I could in Minecraft.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 10:57:51 ago (+1/-0)

Kill myself

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 11:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

Dark niggers.... Crazy niggers..white niggers..

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 11:52:36 ago (+1/-0)

I would be Ebola Nigger.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 14:07:19 ago (+1/-0)

If I had to be a nigger, I suppose I'd try to be the niggest nig I could be.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 20, 2021 14:09:38 ago (+0/-0)

Clayton Bigsby.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 28, 2021 11:55:51 ago (+0/-0)

Idi Amin or this guy