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Lucky rock

submitted by deleted to twitter 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 08:21:21 ago (+94/-4)     (twitter)

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[ - ] Splooge 8 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 10:58:21 ago (+8/-0)

Grug no like rock. Rock heavy and make harder for Grug run away from sabertooth.

All Grug family have rock. All Grug friend have rock. Long nose say rock make Grug fast but Grug see friend and family get eat by sabertooth. Grug no want rock.

Long nose say Grug no can hunt without rock or eat with tribe. Long nose say Grug have to stay in cave for two moons, but many moons go by since.

Grug notice long nose selling rock. Grug wonder why.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 13:31:34 ago (+2/-0)

Rekjnaz get tribe chase away long nose with spear and club. Rekjnaz think long nose still problem. Rekjnaz come help Grug end long nose for all?

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 14:20:53 ago (+2/-0)

Grug give many meat and cave paint for put long nose to forever sleep.

[ - ] derpfroot 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 10:09:54 ago (+3/-0)

I, also, always wondered how people were able to know the outcome of an alternate reality. Seemingly with 100% certainty.

[ - ] jqueso 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 12:33:22 ago (+1/-0)

Science!(TM)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 10:08:16 ago (+2/-0)

Genius.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 06:53:17 ago (+0/-0)

One wonders if the twits on twitter are swift enough to recognize what is being said...without it actually being said?

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 19:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

Love me like a Rock.

Paul Simon.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 19:09:38 ago (+0/-0)

Paul Simon is not a piece of shit.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 19:13:37 ago (+0/-0)

Never said he was,just quoting a song he wrote. knowitall

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 12:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

Dammit Marie, they're *MINERALS!*

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 12:04:52 ago (+0/-1)

The trouble with lucky rocks, is they are proven to be unreliable. Which makes the luck exactly like random chance would be. PLUS there's the weight.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 12:07:40 ago (+0/-0)

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