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I'm out in my minivan, dirtier than usual because the snow hasn't been able to decide whether it wants to stick around or not, on my way to the grocery store because there's a deal on striploins. Then I notice a land whale sitting there on the wet ass, slushy grass behind the bus shelter. Not sitting down like a regular creature but full on legs spread out, propped up on one arm and panting like they're ready for their 3rd heart attack today and then I notice it. This 400lb behemoth has a Macdonald's mammoth cola in one hand, a cigarette in the other and I can't help but think... And my unvaccinated ass is what's clogging up the healthcare system? I'm people's big concern?

As I stared into the soul of death itself traffic started moving and this grotesque flesh golem noticed I was staring and immediately got furrowed. Imagine being so disgusting that when someone is staring at you with perplexed disgust you immediately know it's because you're an example of humanity's failure.

It took a few honks from the people behind me to pull me back to reality and for me to drive on.

Unbelievable that they'll serve this blackhole more cheeseburgers, more smokes and cola but I'm not allowed to go to a gym without showing my papers.