He should have said "NIGGER ALARM-NIGGER ALARM, ARMED WHITE MEN RESPONDING. NIGGER ALARM-NIGGER ALARM, MUSTER THE WHITE MAN DEATH SQUADS; ITS TIME TO HUNT NIGGERS"
Idea: rig a set of shotguns in strategic areas in your home, preferably a “murder hallway”. Use an electrically controlled motor to tighten a string over the trigger so it can be fired remotely. When this happens, don’t say anything, let the nogs ponder ‘what’s that whirring noise?’ as the pellets burst forth from their prison into their new home, the lungs of a thief. Have the ring cam there to confirm targets and hits. Post results for internet clout.
Just a remotely operated solenoid. Also, because most states don't allow for the use of deadly force to protect property only, I suggest keeping no evidence. I also suggest not using Ring as they keep the video on remote servers and you couldn't scrub that.
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They will learn and rob / rape / murder elsewhere.
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