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An an American, I fear that the world fails to comprehend my potato!

submitted by lord_nougat to Whichever 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 22:00:47 ago (+4/-0)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvEu6G-i_0



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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 22:38:01 ago (+3/-0)

To understand the potato, one must first become the potato

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 00:58:48 ago (+1/-0)

One must first take a photo with a potato.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 23:38:14 ago (+2/-0)

Guess I'm just a spud boy. Looking for that *real* tomato.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 23:56:09 ago (+1/-0)

I pray you find your real tomato.

And that she's less of a pain in the ass than the one I found. But I love her deadly, and that's my problem. Or blessing, depending on the day.

And I love her like a shark loves blood, after all these decades, so I guess we're okay.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 00:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

Appreciate the sentiment and I'm beyond good as far as that's concerned.

Over 20 years of marriage and a shitload of kids later and she still gets me wound up tighter than a Swiss watch.

Glad to hear you're likewise settled as far as that's concerned :)

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 00:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

Right on.

My woman started redpilling me in the 90s, before it was even called that. She's the female Mel Gibson, from NY via Australia. I might post one of her videos from back in the day if I find it... and she lets me. After she came back to USA, she did things to make the local news. And it's super cool, IMHO...

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 00:13:56 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like you are a very lucky man!

As interesting as the prospect of seeing a video is, it sounds a little too doxy for me.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 00:30:57 ago (+1/-0)

She'a fucking brilliant! Since she quit drinking last year, she's eclipsing me!

She somehow remembers stories I don't, and I am feeling like a huge hero whenever she retells her side of the story. We need to write this shit down, as we're voth tangentially connected to lots of punk royalty, as it were.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 00:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

Bet you two would be loads of fun to hang out with.

Be sure and save me a seat like I said the other day :)

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 05:30:18 ago (+1/-0)

We are DEVO, D-E-V-O.

[ - ] calx 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 22:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

I never got into the potato. But I dig the bananas and blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gd87JmkAkE&t=40s