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Amish have a c section rate of around 0 percent and have on avg 8 kids each. Their secret? Avoiding hospitals and new birthing technology such as epidurals and induced labor

submitted by Garrett to whatever 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 20:39:30 ago (+52/-0)     (archive.ph)

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[ - ] ForgottenMemes 12 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 23:49:56 ago (+12/-0)

Dr told me they do c-sections simply because it's easier for them. Instead of standing around for hrs at 3am waiting for the baby they just cut her open and stitch her up... done. Never mind the damage to the mother.

I always wondered if she was bullshitting or if they really are that cold.

[ - ] deleted 11 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 00:45:22 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 03:05:57 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 06:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

They hack you up for money. They convince you to do unnecessary surgery and then kill you.

My grandma was a nurse. Fkn cunt.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:47:53 ago (+1/-0)

100% true. Well theres 2 reasons. Pardon grammar Im on mobile I do know what Im talking a about. One is so they can go home. Two is so you cant sue them. If they section and you didnt need one nothing happens. Its routine so the rate of complication is lower than vaginal birth. If you needed one and they didnt do it and the baby comes out tarded you sue them for a lifetime of tard care.

And i have had ppl on this very forum call me a nigger for pointing out this is unfair. Bitches love suing obgyns, especially broke nigger and illegal bitches. Jews love taking the case. And doctors love getting paid to testify in them.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 12:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey -5 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 01:31:59 ago (+0/-5)

Keeps the pussy tight. Who’s complaining?

[ - ] middle_path 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 09:22:37 ago (+1/-0)

Also denies the child of vital bacteria. Natural birth promotes a healthy microbiome.

[ - ] boardallday420 9 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 00:35:49 ago (+9/-0)

Also eating actual food and not insane amounts of processed lard and chemicals probably helps.

[ - ] allahead 8 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 02:44:54 ago (+8/-0)

Also no vaccines and no autism, but that's just a correlation and shouldn't be investigated by anyone ever.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 9 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 21:36:03 ago (+9/-0)

Got any statistics on infant mortality rate among the amish?

[ - ] ModernGuilt 8 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 23:21:32 ago (+8/-0)

The cost for 0% retarded

[ - ] canbot 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 00:36:33 ago (+7/-1)

Far more important is fertility rate. The Amish are literally going to out perform everyone while rejecting technology, and all because it reduces Jewish influence over them.

Just take that in for one second.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 07:37:31 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder how long the Amish and similar will be allowed. They are just sitting there all isolated and bothering no one and prospering. I wonder how hard it is to join? Probably a bitch and I'm not really into the luddite thing.

But another group could be started. Which brings me back to my original question.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 15:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

There was already a campaigne against them trying to claim that there is a lot of rape and incest in the community. It didn't catch any traction. They will try again.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 01:31:16 ago (+1/-1)

Take it deep in.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 06:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

Got any statistics on that?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 11:39:12 ago (+2/-0)

Amish Projected To Overtake The Current US Population In 215 Years, If Growth Rates Continue

https://dailycaller.com/2019/07/31/amish-population-america-growth-rates/

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 12:02:03 ago (+0/-0)

Finally someone actually answers the question I asked. Appreciate it.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 22:09:10 ago (+6/-0)*

Heard a South African guy say the other day apparently push c-sections down their super hard. Like practically any hospital will just take one look at a woman ready to deliver and say they all have to C-section

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 07:57:49 ago (+3/-0)

There is a documentary, "The Business of Being Born" that covers this. Summary: the more medical interventions used to "help", the more it slows down the natural process and leads to complications.

Epidurals numb you completely so you can't feel how hard (or not) to push, and the women end up blowing themselves out. Doctors get impatient waiting for delivery, which is slowed down in stressful environments like hospitals with people everywhere, being hooked up to machines and having your dilation checked every 5 minutes, so they recommend c-sections when they aren't necessary.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 21:38:53 ago (+3/-0)

Can't push that baby out? Really? Well, I guees you're going to die.

That is, how evolution works. However, humans have split from other animals by having babies that are just too big.

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 22:23:25 ago (+6/-0)

One intervention leads to another.

Water broke? Great! Let's get you on a pitocin drip.

Starting to feel uncomfortable? Let's get you set up with an epidural.

Oh, bad news... labor's not progressing as fast as we'd like. Let's go ahead and cut you open.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 9 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 22:25:59 ago (+9/-0)

Cut you open and all the other stuff is admittedly mostly used to convenient the doctor, so he can hold more regular hours.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 23:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

Little known fact,you just stumbled upon.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 11:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

It's not just the doctors. Many parents also like the convenience of scheduled births — it mitigates the interruptions to their very important consumerist lifestyles. Jew media told them these lifestyles are very important.

[ - ] Native 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 13:17:15 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly what happened to us they scare the shit out of you and every intervention leads to a c section because that’s what it’s designed to do

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 13:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

Precisely :)

There's an informative comment from @Endo_Aryan in this thread that goes into the matter in further detail.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 07:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

The birthing center where I'm a frequent customer tells everyone they had a 5' tall woman birth a 10lb baby, no stitches required. The babies aren't too big, it's the women with no endurance and doctors with no patience who are the problem.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 08:38:55 ago (+0/-0)

That's an outlier. One of my children broke a collarbone on the way out and was of larger than normal size but not quite 10 lbs. I know my wife worked for hours, our child was delivered naturally but the doctor had to assist with the suction device (newer forceps.)

Most other animal births have the newborn up and walking within minutes after birth. Humans deliver their children way too early, but it wouldn't be possible to carry and deliver a 2 year old.

Realize that your birthing center talks about this story because it is exceptional and not the norm. Dying during childbirth used to be a regular danger.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

1/3 of women in nature die during childbirth

[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 04:31:54 ago (+2/-0)

Benfits of vaginal birth:
Boosting the baby's body systems to cope with the change from womb to world including: blood sugar regulation, breathing (Lagercrantz et al.1986); temperature regulation (Mostyn, Pearce et al. 2004); blood circulation to the baby's brain (Grattan et al. 2008, Hyde et al. 2012); exploratory behaviours (Matthiesen et al.2001);
providing a cocktail of labour hormones which enhance mother–baby attachment and support early breastfeeding success (Lagercrantz et al.1986; Carter et al. 2008 Tronick et al. 2009; Odent 2013);
enhancing the baby's longer-term growth, health and development compared with caesarean birth (MacKay et al. 2010; Hyde et al. 2012; Cardwell et al. 2008; Huy et al. 2012);

Hypothetical benefits

exposing the baby's body inside and out, to friendly bacteria before other bacteria can take a hold (van Nimwegen et al. 2011; Huy et al. 2012);
switching the newborn baby's genes on in a way which optimises the baby's brain development (Dahlen et al. 2013)
https://www.pregnancyparenting.org.au/birth/benefits-vaginal-birth

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 04:32:46 ago (+1/-0)

and this is just a medicalised vaginal birth which likely included drugs etc.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 13:57:01 ago (+0/-0)

a major factor in the increase of c-sections is how fat the mothers are. the Amish presumably don't have this issue.