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If you're not blocked from accessing Reddit, are you even a Goat?

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 04:37:46 ago (+21/-1)     (whatever)

So don't know if anyone else has this, but.

This browser and my IP address are both blocked from Reddit.
'unauthorised' site does not load.

Have to incognito and jump on wifi.

I only noticed because I got a new Vidya game - took a look at the front page ..Jesus fucking Christ, the absolute state of that place.

No wonder they don't want me and other confirmed sane to see it


32 comments block


[ - ] UncleDoug 9 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 05:45:29 ago (+9/-0)

Not blocked, but never made a reddit account and do not visit that cesspool.

Does that count?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 10:20:20 ago (+0/-0)

Same here UncleDoug
We are the pure and untainted.

[ - ] voater 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 07:15:24 ago (+5/-0)

I got banned for calling someone a kike, then got unbanned by claiming I accidentally typed it instead of "like"

[ - ] enormousatom 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 08:42:19 ago (+4/-0)

Got banned for a hockey joke.

When do hockey fans have sex?


Same time as everyone else; in between periods.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 10:21:11 ago (+2/-0)

Wow. For that?

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 15:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

Mine was NFL.

Suggested an expansion team in San Antonio called the "Borderhoppers"

[ - ] canbot 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 07:42:23 ago (+4/-0)

I tried to go and poach some content but it is fucking unusable. They redesigned it to look like snapchat and constantly push thier "reddit app" shit. I don't see why anyone uses it anymore.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 14:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

I see some based shit in reddit conspiracy and 4chan but that's about it.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 14:14:11 ago (+0/-0)

Use np.reddit.com or old.reddit.com for the older layout if you must go there for some reason.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 08:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

No MS,FB,Twit,Insta,Snapcuck,Reddtt, or any other spin-off brain-bender addiction.
Barely even use this shit show anymore.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 04:56:55 ago (+2/-0)

reddit banned for going on 18months,Fuck'em.

[ - ] beece 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 08:20:55 ago (+1/-0)

I've never signed up for, or posted on, Reddit.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 06:55:48 ago (+1/-0)

I deleted my account a long time ago.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 22:44:44 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger, I was banned so many times that Turdit was a read only site for me. I wasn't trying, I was just being honest.

Reddit free since 2015.

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 15:22:02 ago (+0/-0)

Get off your high horse.

r/gafs & r/gundeals are solid.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 14:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

Just out of curiosity OP, was it through the live browser in Cuckold Simulator that you saw the front page of reddit?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 14:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

I've been over there for a while trying to lead them to the waters of truth. They're fucking dumb. Its funny to fuck with them as a cat toys with a mouse.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 14:07:46 ago (+0/-0)

WHy can't they say, you have been IP blocked from Reddit? instead of that shit.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 13:24:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't be a retard. I have never even been on reddit. I was straight to voat when it got press from the reddit ban but before that reddit was just retards mentally masturbating and manipulated corporation worship. Give your balls a tug

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 13:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

Hmm that's funny I've had several accts shoahed but they never tried to stop me from making a new one. I am pretty transparent about it

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 11:56:17 ago (+0/-0)

My account was banned, but I use a VPN so if I need to check something out, I can.

TBH there's decent tech content on that shit site, but that's the only usefulness I can get.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 10:46:11 ago (+0/-0)

Got kicked off when they shut down r/Coontown. Does that count?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 09:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

Never got banned from the whole site, but did get banned from a few subs and featured on those butthurt commie subs where they call out people who say stuff they don't like.

[ - ] 11hrr 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 08:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

Why, in this day and age, the fuck would I want to subject myself to that cesspool?

[ - ] MartinTimothy -4 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 05:10:26 ago (+0/-4)*

I went to Reddit recently after incurring an IP ban in 2014, I joined the site in 2007 and must have been a foundation member, the rot set in in 2011 when about fifty accounts were hammered, I went to TOR after that and stayed on the site for a few yrs until the ban hammer struck TOR .. so that's what happened then.

This time a couple of days ago the site was a nightmare mix of Covid propaganda, pornography and Zionist sponsored "Hitler was a great guy" bs that turns up everywhere, sure they love Hitler he was a Jew .. I wasn't there long the only reason I got onto the site was because I registered on a mobile device, nor have I ever used that account to post replies or submit a story .. that's how it is gonna stay, cheers :)

[ - ] Khash1488 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 07:38:29 ago (+2/-0)

You don’t think Hitler was truly for Germans? What is this “Hitler was a great guy bs” you are referring to? Because all I see about Hitler is jewish hate and lies about one of the few men who stood up for his people, land, & culture against the new world order banker jews and the entire disgusting world jewry as a whole. The kikes starved 800,000 Germans after WW1 and Germany, who had basically won the war, were tricked into failing to secure victory and eventually forced into the inhumane treaty of Versailles. Hitler seemed to be full of German pride and fought hard in WW1. Do you really think he was that much of a betrayer and con artist? Listen to his speeches, the Germans were heroes, if he was a Rothschild pawn from the beginning than that is truly a greater deception than even the holocaust. And now all they do is smear his name. Hitler aimed to remove world jewry, freemasonry, and the vatican from destroying his people.

[ - ] MartinTimothy -5 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 08:01:43 ago (+0/-5)*

Hitler was a Rothschild.

Adolf Hitler died in Mendoza Argentina in December 1985, where he had spent forty years after fleeing the Reich in 1945 protected by the local Sephardic Jewish community and the Nazi SS. He was a grandson of Baron Salomon Mayer Rothschild of Vienna, he was buried in a public cemetery in Palmira 30 Miles southeast of Mendoza, he completed many paintings.

Hitler Deserted the Reich in 1945 & Lit Out for Argentina - Paintings - Horseplay - MT Meets Der Führer.

Hanna Reitsch landed her Fieseler Fi 156 Storch in the Tiergarten near the Brandenburg Gate April 26, 1945 departing in a down wind take off April 28, she had on board passengers Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun who she flew to Jugoslavia, then under the Military Governorship of Sepp Deitrich head of the Waffen SS, where they remained until 1947 before taking regular sea passage to Argentina.

He caused all of the trouble then took off, of 30,000 Germans sentenced to death by Nazi Germany's military courts during the Second World War, more than 15,000 were executed for deserting the ranks of the Wehrmacht.

[ - ] Khash1488 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 09:09:16 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve heard these tired theories before. They don’t make sense and is speculation based off of very weak evidence. Your explanation doesn’t make sense to me and is untrue. The soviets were jew liars all around even if they never “found” the correct skeleton of Hitler and still claimed that he committed suicide. Who knows what truly happened because the soviets covered up and lied so much, but I don’t think Hitler either committed suicide, or fled to Argentina. Wouldn’t the jews just say that to make him look cowardly from all angles? Whether he committed suicide or fled both his supporters and haters would deem his end cowardly. Thus a jewish psychological victory. Wake the fuck up man, or are you not really a white nationalist? Heil Hitler

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 20:44:22 ago (+0/-0)

I love Hitler and all but I do agree that he probably fled to South America. I don't blame him a bit. There wasn't really anything else he could do at that point.