Finally, now I don't have to choose between the bother of shopping at a store as opposed to a website and waiting for shipping times because now I can be inconvenienced in both ways at the same time! All while wearing an uncomfortable set of goggles that are heating up my face.
Hahaha. These morons think I want to simulate my experience at Walmart.
Motherfucker, when I am there, I don't want to be there, and I'm trying to get out as fast as I possibly can.
I thought the point of this "bright" future was I could be like a dragon or something, and maybe once a week my fridge pops me a note mid-flight to go incinerate a town of poor people, "Hey it's grocery time!". I take five seconds to press 'Purchase Again' so a duplicate Walmart purchase (same as last week) is drone shipped to my house automatically.
"It's time to resupply, anon."
"Siri, I'm busy. Duplicate order. But I told you, none of that low-fat shit. Almond milk isn't milk. I'm tellin ya, don't fuck we me on this, Siri."
You let STRANGERS know THIS much about YOUR personal life, YOU are ASKING For it. By it I mean, the BUSINESS. (what if THEY decide (suddenly) there is a CRIME behind comsuming ONE of your purchases? Some shithead(s) (you've NEVER met) decides YOU are a CRIMINAL?
This will be the only option for the unvaxxed. No, you aren't allowed to go inside the store, or do curbside pickup, at least, not without an Ethylene Oxide nasal swab, administered by Tyrone. You can't even order it online. Instead, it will only be compatible with the latest operating system, and you'll have to upgrade your VR headset yearly.
When life becomes so gay and retarded you have to rely on this also gay and retarded virtual world to escape it and it's more tolerable than the gay and retarded real world
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[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 09:50:25 ago (+5/-0)*
Motherfucker, when I am there, I don't want to be there, and I'm trying to get out as fast as I possibly can.
I thought the point of this "bright" future was I could be like a dragon or something, and maybe once a week my fridge pops me a note mid-flight to go incinerate a town of poor people, "Hey it's grocery time!". I take five seconds to press 'Purchase Again' so a duplicate Walmart purchase (same as last week) is drone shipped to my house automatically.
"It's time to resupply, anon."
"Siri, I'm busy. Duplicate order. But I told you, none of that low-fat shit. Almond milk isn't milk. I'm tellin ya, don't fuck we me on this, Siri."
"Confirmed."
"Now burn, peasants." (swwwooooosh)
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[ - ] Cotytto 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 09:36:13 ago (+0/-0)
That's one step away from having to walk the isles and deal with all the tards in person.