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Proud father moment

submitted by OriginalGoat to whatever 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 13:48:03 ago (+24/-0)     (whatever)

My son opens a knock-off lego set he got for Christmas with a bunch of characters. One of the hands is faulty on one of the people and it keeps falling out of it's socket.

"This hand is broken but that's okay. We can throw it out."

"I agree but why?"

"Cause she's a dark."

The piece is question was a nigger woman. She was never going to work anyway might as well just throw her out now.


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[ - ] fightknightHERO 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 14:21:48 ago (+5/-0)

Based and legopilled

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 15:11:19 ago (+2/-0)

Only thing that arm was gonna do was grab gubmint checks, and it doesn't sound like your son's lego nation will have a DHS.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 16:13:00 ago (+0/-0)

Where are the lego cops going to find lego criminals to lock up in lego prison if you throw them out?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 17:15:42 ago (+0/-0)

They can arrest the faggy duplo people.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 17:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

i find this offensive

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 17:14:35 ago (+4/-0)

Your boy will be president one day. The world will be a better place from that day on!