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I have Covid

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:30:29 ago (+5/-4)     (AskGoats)

I would describe the way I feel as . . . fucking great. Had a great workout this morning and not even a hint of feeling sick. I literally feel great today, strong. Had a dental thing scheduled and hit positive for Covid. I'm not surprised I feel great, I'm healthy and fit. This is my Covid story, please pray for me. Am I going to die???


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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 21:16:19 ago (+4/-0)

"Am I going to die???"

Yes; it's guaranteed.

[ - ] hockeygoon 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 21:08:26 ago (+4/-0)

The chances are yes, you will die of covid. But only if you're in a car crash, or the weights you're lifting fall on your throat and kill you.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 22:57:22 ago (+1/-0)

Since you are a disgusting homo, you probably will die

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 21:54:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yep another statistical tragedy for the fearmongering psychopaths we allow to live and make policy for assholes to enforce.

[ - ] youregay 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 11, 2022 07:11:30 ago (+0/-0)

I hope so

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 11, 2022 01:39:56 ago (+0/-0)

By the way you write I'd be way more concerned about the AIDS in your ass.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 11, 2022 01:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

we'll put flowers on your grave faggot

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 20:53:14 ago (+0/-0)

Nope.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

hit positive for Covid

Why does someone’s feeling great go get tested for the coof ?

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:43:17 ago (+2/-0)

his dental appointment required it. Did you read the post?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:45:39 ago (+1/-0)

Did you? Lol
Nowhere did he say his dental thing required it.
And no that’s not even a common thing.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 22:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

Why would a dental appointment require it?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:43:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

No… he didn’t. He said he had a dental thing and tested positive.

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 20:23:19 ago (+2/-0)

it is heavily implied that it was required. I mean I'm not saying that your interpretation is impossible just unlikely unless OP is a weasel.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 22:59:15 ago (+1/-0)

Op is indeed a weasel, he is always trying to shit up this place