I once had a girlfriend that was so jealous that one night when I came home and she couldn't find any hairs on my jacket she yelled at me, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" - Upgoat

I once had a girlfriend that was so jealous that one night when I came home and she couldn't find any hairs on my jacket she yelled at me, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
submitted by Centaurus to whatever 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 18:58:27 ago (+11/-1) (whatever)

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 20:45:13 ago (+2/-0)

pay that!

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 20:45:47 ago (+2/-0)

in addition to hairs the other give-away is perfume. I regret my cheatin' days.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 20:37:12 ago (+1/-0)

Most likely a bald man.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 20:51:43 ago (+0/-0)

In my defense, his butt hole resembled a hairy vagina.

[ - ] KINGMELLO 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 21:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

You stole that joke from KillTony.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 22:18:08 ago (+1/-0)

I did it to avenge Tony.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 00:21:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 02:15:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not going to lie -- she's had so much plastic surgery that she is donating her body to Tupperware when she dies.

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 06:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

Never dick-stir a crazytown honeypot.