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Who was that one niggerfaggot that said cabbage made him not gay?

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:05:57 ago (+12/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] heygeorge 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 17:02:56 ago (+3/-0)

smokratez

[ - ] calx 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:18:08 ago (+3/-0)

He decided to fuck cabbages instead of dudes?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:21:50 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:39:12 ago (+10/-0)

I could see that being plausible.

Diindolylmethane (DIM), which is formed in the body while metabolizing vegetables in the Brassica family, is known to balance sex hormones in men, reducing harmful forms of estrogen and promoting healthy levels of testosterone.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:44:59 ago (+7/-0)

He made it sound retarded, though. It was his special ability.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 15:20:17 ago (+3/-0)

I hate cabbage.
Looks up Brassica
Good to know broccoli and cauliflower counts.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 15:24:09 ago (+7/-0)

If you hate cabbage you aren't cooking it right.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 15:57:57 ago (+2/-0)

Depending on the dish, it can be pretty good without cooking it at all.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 16:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

@PeckerwoodPerry happen to have any worthwhile recipes?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:16:54 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah dude, I boil cabbage in chicken broth. I also like to steam cabbage leaves and wrap them around a mix of beef and rice then I'll bake that shit. Sour kraut is easy to make, it's just cabbage and salt really, cole slaw is easy too and there's a ton of recipes depending on how you like it.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 19:10:13 ago (+0/-0)

Sour kraut. Eat the fuckn sour kraut faggot. It will make you healthy and cure your gayness apparently.
But seriously, I'm a sour kraut addict, I'll eat jars of it for a meal. Though you gotta find a proper supply (German bakeries etc.) or learn to make your own, most store-bought stuff is yuck, probably judaified.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 19:17:18 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 16:29:12 ago (+2/-0)

You can also purchase DIM in supplement form.

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 16:58:55 ago (+1/-0)

How the hell do you eat corned beef then?

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 17:25:45 ago (+1/-0)

Cold, the next day, and on a sandwich. That's better than at dinner the night before.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 19:14:54 ago (+0/-0)

Never been a fan, wife enjoys it from time to time.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 15:14:50 ago (+2/-0)

That explains Russian normalcy regarding faggotry Did the Germans switch to mcdonalds food?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 22:07:22 ago (+0/-0)

But it lowers thyroid function, which lowers your energy levels, that makes you too tired to chase girls. So you end up being gay

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:27:44 ago (+2/-0)

Was that not amalek?

It was that *other* amalek from around the same time, huh. I was just glad when he went away...

[ - ] Ozark 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:36:44 ago (+5/-0)

It was Smokerates.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:44:24 ago (+3/-0)

Oh yeah! What a lolcow.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 15:11:47 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] BaalsDeep 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 15:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

Ahkchewally cabbage clears out the estrogen floating around inside you because you ate that impossible burger on a dare, so he’s not wrong.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 14:53:37 ago (+1/-0)

So he was a cabbagefucker

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 15, 2022 21:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

Idk but I remember some anon on /pol/ said ivermectin made his gay brother straight or something like that