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Non government body reporting government figures vs the government reporting government figures

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Australia 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 08:10:17 ago (+17/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 11:50:27 ago (+4/-0)

And when they measure unvaxxed people with covid vs vaxxed people with covid, its even worse. Every time someone gets boosted they go in to the unvaxxed category for several weeks for the purposes of characterizing people’s vaccine status with covid.

When they want to maximize the vaccine uptake percentage they would probably measure number of vaccine doses distributed. When they want to emphasize that theres too few vaccinations they will start throwing vaccinated people out of the vaccinated category on weak assumptions like “its been 8 mos since his last vaccine, he isn’t vaccinated anymore”.

Whatever suits them. Statistics lie.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 10:52:11 ago (+3/-0)

Wonder what the numbers would have been without insane premiers going get vaxxed or youre sacked.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 09:34:32 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao and I bet my husband is counted as fully vaxed in both those statistics. I should check to see if he has a booster certificate yet.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 10:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

No one has rumbled him yet? Wonder if anyone else out there has been Clayton's vaxxed.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 02:38:13 ago (+0/-0)

Rumbled?

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

Clayton's vaxxed.

Haha Claytons, I haven't heard that term in yonks. The drink when you're not having a drink.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:25:04 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry your husband gave you aids.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:46:27 ago (+4/-0)

If I'm remembering correctly, long story short her husband is vaccinated in the system, despite never getting vaccinated.
Turns out the diversity hires are doing work.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 02:40:02 ago (+1/-0)

No aids. If you missed my post ages ago he got an official double jab certificate without having to do/inject anything.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 07:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, that's good.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 08:55:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it was super lucky, he only found out when he went to get the jab and they wouldn't let him. He called me up angry and confused and I had to talk him down and take the win. Wish it happened to me too though.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 08:12:11 ago (+4/-0)

With 50% boosted! The fools.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 08:23:13 ago (+4/-0)

this would be the one time im 100% happy to be a minority.

hell im a minority of a minority. im a ranga as well.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 08:24:30 ago (+3/-0)

Its going to be near impossible to find a non-degenerate woman, that's a redhead and not vaxxed then.

Best of luck.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 10:04:04 ago (+2/-0)

Me going after women is like a dog chasing a car.

Even if i caught one i wouldnt know whar to do with it.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 16:58:27 ago (+1/-0)

Call her pretty and dick her down