If you could be any animal what would you be? - Upgoat

If you could be any animal what would you be?
submitted by OriginalGoat to AskGoats 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:27:49 ago (+9/-0) (AskGoats)

It'd be cool to be a bird. You could shit on kikes. Like a fucking albatross. Dumping on kikes from the heavens.

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[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 04:34:19 ago (+0/-0)

I would be a dog. Fucking lonely women doggy style is my style.
Oh wait... albatross. I AM an albatross.

[ - ] youregay 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:42:22 ago (+0/-0)

You can shit on them as a human. What's stopping you?

[ - ] JesusDrowning 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 19:32:41 ago (+2/-0)

I'd be a hippo so I could chomp niggers in half all day.

[ - ] Greatmuta 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 16:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

A housecat to a super wealthy animal lover.

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 19:04:40 ago (+0/-0)

Most wealthy people are stingy with money.

On the whole, I would bet the average cat lady feeds better and spends more time with their cats than a wealthy person.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

They always spay and neuter their pets. Instead of just having your tip trimmed you are now cut! Greatmuta-denutted.

[ - ] Whiteman88 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 16:27:14 ago (+1/-0)

Your mother.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:53:14 ago (+1/-0)

Human

Or waterbear

[ - ] Paradoxical003 -1 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:33:47 ago (+0/-1)

Human, I'd be the ruler of the Rothschilde empire, and then use my influence to tank it into the ground while building up it's enemies.

I'd kamikaze myself abd take the whole NWO with me, every single ZOG would be dismantled by my disguised efforts to ruin my own shadowy influence and those of my allies.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:31:05 ago (+2/-0)

A lion so I can kill fuck die!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:01:13 ago (+1/-0)

Fun topic. I always liked the thought experiment that Merlin showed Arthur in The Once and Future King, where he "turned him into" different animals so he could experience life on different terms. The goose was my favorite, seems like a lot of people here imagine bird life as pretty peaceful as well.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:48:09 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:01:52 ago (+3/-0)

Good answer. Functionally immortal, awesome claws.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:33:18 ago (+2/-2)

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[ + ] OriginalGoat

[ - ] OriginalGoat [op] 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:43:49 ago (+5/-0)

Plot twist. You're a fucking nigger now.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:55:48 ago (+2/-0)