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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:25:41 ago (+9/-0)

Hey kids, here's a list of kosher foods that we recommend you shove up your ass. - Jews

[ - ] Steelerfish 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 18:17:16 ago (+8/-1)

If you don’t have hands, I heard an apple pie works nicely.
Edit..
Drummer in my old band said back in the day he used to lube up plastic bags and stick them in the sofa or wherever and fuck them. He called them bagomers… Apparently he would forget about them and his poor mother would occasionally find little surprises….

[ - ] Ozark 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 18:29:21 ago (+12/-0)

Sounds like you hang out with jews.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 18:39:43 ago (+7/-0)

Drummers are fucking strange.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 18:54:35 ago (+6/-0)

You misspelt "retarded".

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 18:58:22 ago (+5/-0)

A good bit of them do actually eat crayons and lick windows. Neil Peart, and Buddy Rich are exceptions.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 01:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

musicians are weird people, I don't trust them.

[ - ] Irelandlost 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 04:05:11 ago (+4/-0)

He said drummers - they’re the guys who hang out with musicians.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 06:54:20 ago (+1/-0)

Musicians and Artists in general are weird. Many are trustworthy but it can be hard for an outsider to tell who is who.

Artists are weird. Its part of the reason they make good art. Its just a good rule of thumb. If you're seeing good art, that dude is probably weird. It's their function in the universe. Art is a thing humans want and need and they are the one's who produce the good stuff.

Part of the problem w the world is that the rest of humanity decided that they too want to be 'weird'. But weird isn't supposed to be part of Their function in the universe. Society breaks down when Joe Average wants to party like a rockstar. The rockstar is supposed to be that way. He isn't supposed to be your role model.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:08:40 ago (+1/-0)

Or his ex would impregnate herself and ruin his life.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 01:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

Weird it was some band guys that told me they'd put shampoo in a bag and put it between the mattresses of a bed. Must be a bandfag thing.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 22:44:38 ago (+5/-0)

Are we supposed to believe they actually think they're doing a good thing?

Nobody can be this dumb. It can't be possible.

They're deliberately tying to completely erase the spiritual aspect of bonded sexual relationships. I'd like to crusade their asses with a big sword

[ - ] ISlooshyYou 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 05:00:17 ago (+4/-0)

Just remember to use a condom. You don't want to get impregnated by a vegetable like Hunter Biden was.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 08:07:03 ago (+2/-0)

Underrated comment.

[ - ] FellowWhite 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:49:57 ago (+5/-1)

The only "sex education" teens need is how to maximize the chances of reproduction, they shouldn't be learning the rest of it, underage possession of a condom should be dealt with brutally, and actually having sex underage should result in the individuals in question being forced to wear a brand on their hand and their forehead.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:53:11 ago (+3/-0)

What age is 9th to 11th grade?

Not that this is appropriate advice for any age, just want to know how bad it is.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:15:15 ago (+3/-0)

14-16

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 08:06:30 ago (+1/-0)

I guess at that age these days they're probably ruined by the internet anyhow. Still kinda fucked for this kind of stuff to be coming for teachers rather than from creepy discord servers.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 19:58:16 ago (+3/-0)

I don't think people under 18 are allowed in sex shops

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 11:58:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:36:08 ago (+1/-0)

What if this page is for the boys

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 13:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 01:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

that's abuse of these vegetables, should be punishable.