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Freeze, Americans, freeze - particularly Love240 [Millions of Americans will be forced into an involuntary polar plunge this week]

submitted by paul_neri to America 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:35:59 ago (+2/-3)     (archive.is)

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[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

Ohhh scary below 0 degree weather totaly have never had that before. Oh wait we have that all the time in winter never mind guess im good.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:43:27 ago (+2/-1)

Only weak manlet ausfailians cry over a little cold

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:45:35 ago (+1/-0)

Talk to you again in a few days - if you're still with us!

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:47:08 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry to disappoint

Unlike you weaklings men over here actually have testicles

We don't bitch up when it drops below zero

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:50:33 ago (+0/-0)

"men over here actually have testicles We don't bitch up when it drops below zero"

Ours never drops - zero or not! We remain firm!

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:52:02 ago (+2/-0)

Firmly attracted to men

Thats about it you crazy ausfailians

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 22:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

Petal...I think you mean "attached" [to men].

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:14:15 ago (+2/-0)

Only a year and 1 week since the last big Texas freeze.

Forecasters missed it again I bet. Was any of this on the radar 5 days ago??? LOL. Weather forecasters are pretty bad at their jobs.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 09:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

50% chance. It will or it won't. So far my forecast is on point.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 22:00:24 ago (+2/-0)

But, but, but global warming!!!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 22:42:38 ago (+1/-0)

It has been delayed until June.