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No matter what you do, this bottle will 100% wind up in the ocean.

submitted by GrayDragon to Mildlyinteresting 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 08:38:20 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tiydkm.jpg

Marketing should have increased the "bottle made of" font size, I think.


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[ - ] the_noticer 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:35:17 ago (+6/-0)

“bottle made of” doesn’t even matter. are they trying to say its made of plastic debris from the ocean? i think its just deliberately vague so they can’t be held accountable for their pseudo-green false advertising campaign.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 17:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad you noticed, too.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:55:37 ago (+3/-0)

What?! I can’t even figure out what they meant to say.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:28:39 ago (+1/-0)

I think they're saying they rescued plastic which would otherwise have been dumped in the ocean, but I've no idea how that's supposed to work.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 17:25:19 ago (+1/-0)

They want you to think three words, "Live in fear."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:15:37 ago (+0/-0)

Ignored comment

Boston mayor style

[ - ] Cannonball 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 14:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

I guess they are saying everything you recycle ends up in the ocean? I think its just recycled.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:33:00 ago (+2/-0)

Guess I better just throw my windex overboard now and save some time and effort.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:56:01 ago (+2/-0)

Efficiency. Get rid of the middle man.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:51:49 ago (+2/-0)

That's because the taco niggers throw their trash to the ground/river.

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:06:05 ago (+2/-0)

I predicted people pulling all this plastic out of the ocean years ago, as it becomes more economical and easy to process people will clean it up, you don't need to throw money at government to solve everything.

The main problem was harvesting, the recyle process is another matter but they seem to be solving that issue too, the point is you just needed some entrepreneur/engineer to capitalize on the harvesting problem not a massive government think tank or international organizations that need millions to just have a meeting.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 17:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for fishing this bottle out of the ocean, but the jokes on you, Windex. I burn all my garbage!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:16:59 ago (+0/-0)

One jew at a time

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:14:38 ago (+0/-0)

True stoary!

There's an invisible mass of plastic in the ocean somewhereplacemaybeIDK

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 2, 2022 02:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

Even with the small print, it's saying that it's made entirely of plastic that is bound for the ocean. It's like that reminder in AA to have the wisdom to know the things you can't change. This will end up in the ocean, so don't waste energy trying to keep it from there.