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Red pill me on the lutheran church

submitted by masuji to religion 3.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 23:52:55 ago (+4/-1)     (religion)

Just had a weird inkling theres something fucky about the prophet ezekiel, besides him being black. And I noticed both the east orthodox and lutheran churches have him as a saint.

First and foremost, whats the deal with the lutherans then?


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[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:00:08 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] masuji [op] -3 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:05:02 ago (+0/-3)

Sounds like a variation of "when everyones a superhero, then no one is."

So it's basically 'christianity:capeshit edition'?

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:16:13 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo -6 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:10:48 ago (+0/-6)

There is no Lutheran Red-Pill.
All Lutherans worship a Jew as their Lord and Savior.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:18:48 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo -4 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:25:29 ago (+1/-5)

Worshiping a Jew is pretty damning. You really don't have anywhere to go after that. There is no charity because all the charity goes to Israel. There is no goodness because all goodness supports Israel.

Anybody who worships a Jew can never be trusted. Because if your highest power is a Jew, then your people will always come second.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:46:42 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo -4 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:48:34 ago (+0/-4)

(((Christ)))

[ - ] yesiknow 9 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:27:58 ago (+9/-0)*

Martin Luther was a Catholic monk that was one of those typical studious monks studying this that and the other. He spoke at least five languages and it appears he may have read the talmud because he flipped and wrote a book about how really horrible jews were.

Luther and a lot of others were fed up with the Pope selling redemption of sins for money. They said faith alone brought people to God and not money or good works. They pushed Solo Gratia instead. That's the idea that you help others simply because it needs to be done and it has to be practical; like teach a man to fish.

Luther said that the Bible had to be available to everyone, and because there were so mant regional dialects in Germany, it had to be available in everyone's language. That didn't sit well with the Catholics who believe people need to be guided and the Bible has to be "interpreted" by theologians, or priests.

Luther preached, but he preached that people didn't need preachers. The religion was between a man and God and he had the Bible itself to guide him.

Because they were protesting the Catholic Church they were protestants of course.

Luther's gang ends up in Britain because they're not being being treated very well. And since they were able to come so very close to taking down the Caholic Church Queen Mary, otherwise known to history as Bloody Mary starts having them burned at the stake. Because monarchies would be next. And were from the US.

Some of them end up in Geneva and come up with a new Bible. It's got margin notes that are kind of a fuck you, and not very mannerly. King James, is a little concerned. so he comes up with the quieter King James version to counter it.

By the time they were sailing to the new world with the Geneva Bible on board, they were the Puritans who put the town slut in display in the town stocks. Over time they became the quieter KJV of protestants, but still said you'd go to hell if you worked on Sundays or cheated on your wife.

The jews came along a little over a hundred years ago and fucked up the southern evangelist version with the Scofield study Bible and their worship the jew bullshit.

Lutherans build churches for the same reason people vote instead of run; it's just easier. The intention was more along the line of a book club meeting in your living room to talk it over.

Without Martin Luther there would have been no Hitler

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[ - ] gaybeeye -3 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 00:32:18 ago (+0/-3)

[ - ] account deleted by user -6 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 09:56:36 ago (+0/-6)*

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[ - ] masuji [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 11:32:46 ago (+2/-0)

"And you wonder why the Muslims say jesus was not a prophet."

Actually the muzzies explicitly do say jesus was a prophet (but deny him as the son of god).

Don't know what that has to do with anything.

What religion are you?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 12:12:04 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] masuji [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 12:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

"Your talking shit for the sake of it."

You don't fucking say!

Jesus was no nigger.

Sounds like you need jesus in your heart pal.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 13:13:45 ago (+1/-1)*

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[ - ] OldGoat 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 13:21:40 ago (+1/-0)

Weak. Not one verse you mentioned is about Jesus the man. That's all found in the Gospels and Epistles. Try looking there.

[ - ] masuji [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know who downvoted your shitpost. Wasn't me.

Would have been a quality niggerant if not for the length.

50 points have been deducted from your social credit score for not trying hard enough to stay within the essay limit.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 11:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

If youre anti abortion youre pro nigger

Nigger lovers are enemies of america

[ - ] masuji [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 11:35:51 ago (+2/-0)

"If youre anti abortion youre pro nigger"

Numbers are cooked. It's mostly euro women aborting european babies.

You actually believed the numbers were "all blacks"?

You see the number of africns descending? No?

But who is? Europeans.

Only a nigger believes numbers made up by jews lol.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 11:37:30 ago (+0/-1)

Only tinfoil buttplug enthusiasts blame everything they dont like on jews

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 14:30:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] masuji [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:04:24 ago (+0/-0)

lutherans started the anti-jewish branch of catholicism, because normal catholicism was into accepting the source of globohom, judaism.

I paraphrased what you wrote.

Wtf suddenly I love lutherans.