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Anyone Else’s Animals Acting Weird???

submitted by dingbat to whatever 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:07:36 ago (+18/-1)     (whatever)

I’ve always believed that animals can sense things we cannot. My animals have been so incredibly needy and sleepy for the past two months, which is really not like them. They all need to be around me and touching/laying on me at times whenever I’m home. It’s almost like they know this is the end of our world as we know it.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:15:04 ago (+12/-0)

Your critters sound like they have all caught TEH FAGGOTRY!!

[ - ] dingbat [op] 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:15:56 ago (+4/-0)

Lol. They are all acting like massive faggots!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:17:42 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckers must be playin with the frogs again!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:51:46 ago (+1/-0)

THOSE FRENCH FAGGOTS!

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:18:17 ago (+7/-0)

Could it be that they're turning to you for comfort via contact, with its associated oxytocin release due to lack of vitamin D?

Perhaps they have been getting less vitamin D as a result of spending more time indoors due to cold weather?

[ - ] dingbat [op] 5 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:23:37 ago (+5/-0)

Good call; that’s definitely a possibility. My cat, who is obsessed with going outside in all types of weather, doesn’t want to go outside anymore and is turning into a fatass! Maybe he got his bell rung by a feral or something. Can’t wait for this weather to change!

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:41:08 ago (+6/-0)

I hate to be the one to bring it up, but it might not be the end of the world. It might be you. You may have something wrong in your body that they sense but you have not yet.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps! Thanks for sharing.

[ - ] con77 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:26:08 ago (+6/-0)

My Rottweilers tremble and growl at the treeline some nights. They refuse to leave my side. I have spotted a large manlike figure between the trees on occasion using the starlight and or infrared scope but my calibration must be off because it appears to be 9 ft tall. WTF scares 3 100lb dogs?

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:18:42 ago (+4/-0)

If your black it might be your dad.

Jus kiddin nigga ain't nobuddy kno dey dad!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:40:01 ago (+3/-0)

Swamp ape

[ - ] TerryB 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:38:39 ago (+2/-0)

You know but don't want to say it. Tell me the general area of the country you are in and I will say it.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 01:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

central florida

[ - ] TerryB 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 03:01:10 ago (+1/-0)

Skunk ape. (Maybe a dogman).

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 04:59:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yep sounds like a Skunk ape. Should be sniffing the air next time to see if any unusual odors are present. Probably the first thing that set the dogs off.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 17:02:10 ago (+2/-0)

You're in FL right? It's a god damn skunk ape.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 18:10:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] VigourousJackson 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

as long as it's not a bunch of weird pairs of eyes in the trees

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:37:05 ago (+0/-0)

Guess sasquatch lives in Florida.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 18:48:53 ago (+0/-2)

Yeah man, definitely a 9 foot alien or bigfoot, lay off the drugs.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 01:39:27 ago (+0/-0)

shrooms do grow wild out here

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:21:48 ago (+5/-0)

The sun is going to shit us up (micro nova)?

Pole shift?

Yellowstone?

Cascadia subduction zone going off?

Asteroid?

In any case, God must have had enough of our crap. The 12,000 year mass extinction cycle is due.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:32:26 ago (+1/-0)

I’d settle for a trip to the outer realms ;)

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 17:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't be too concerned about Yellowstone. The venting is a sign that pressure can't build up.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:20:14 ago (+1/-0)

Well, not even Yellowstone. There is speculation that there are supervolcanos deep in the ocean floor.

Down in my neck of the woods (or over in New Zealand, which is not far from Australia) the Taupo supervolcano poses a threat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taup%C5%8D_Volcano

Then there's Mount Tambora -

https://www.britannica.com/place/Mount-Tambora

2021 was a record year for seismic activity - I don't think a supervolcanic eruption can just be dismissed. The earth is doing weird stuff that has a link to the shifting magnetic pole and the sun's phases.

[ - ] nada 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:38:58 ago (+0/-0)

Has there been any new evidence surrounding this theory lately?

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:54:12 ago (+2/-0)

The sun has very very active recently.

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-sun-has-erupted-non-stop-all-month-and-there-are-more-giant-flares-coming

I know there are counter arguments saying there's no link to volacanoes and earthquakes - still, the ring of fire is getting pretty active

https://survivalmagazine.org/survival-news-info/along-with-just-weeks-to-go-till-2022-the-ring-associated-with-fire-is-suddenly-roaring-to-life/


[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 05:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

Cascadia subduction zone going off?
Please please please let it be this. The whole Left Coast needs to sink and take the filth with it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:15:18 ago (+5/-0)

Nope, but the wifes been bitchy.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:17:01 ago (+2/-0)

Definitely something weird in the air.

[ - ] Thisisallstupid 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:52:19 ago (+1/-0)

Well, that’s nothing new..

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:58:55 ago (+1/-0)

It's not an act.

Probably.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:19:50 ago (+0/-0)

Call up her boyfriend to come over.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 01:14:14 ago (+0/-0)

That's a great idea! I could use a PS5 (opens mouth)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 19:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

I conveniently don't get your reference.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 00:53:30 ago (+0/-0)

Reference to the memes of those cucks holding their Nintendo Switch with their mouths agape that their wifes boyfrind bought them for Christmas.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:13:34 ago (+5/-0)

My chickens are smarter than most people and they are very aware and telling of their environment, and they have been just fine, doing normal chicken things. Btw, I want to apologize for my niggerish comments about your son and basketball. That was not cool or called for. ✌️

[ - ] PussyShart 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 17:52:12 ago (+3/-0)

What kind of animals? My guess is, you're acting differently and they sense it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:23:01 ago (+2/-0)

^

Dogs are incredibly intuitive.

Every day more and more users on this forum know less and less about dogs.

I agree PussyShart, OP is acting like a fag and his dogs are flipping out.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 21:22:30 ago (+3/-0)

Lol! I love you guys. I’m not a faggot, just a woman (although, I know, there’s no girls on the internet). I’ve actually been LESS stressed out about the state of the world—I’ve moved into a very comfortable, “ I don’t give a fuck about the shitshow anymore” vibe. Just been enjoying my life, actually. Still a niggerfaggot, though. I can only stay away for so long.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 21:24:09 ago (+2/-0)

Another woman on talk.lol, thats four now. I think we have half of all the women on the internet here.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 21:28:17 ago (+2/-0)

Probably half of the kike despising women on the internet, that’s for sure.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 22:29:40 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't know you were keeping track

[ - ] Qwertytoal 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 21:02:06 ago (+1/-0)

Is it possible they are picking up on what you're feeling, how you're feeling,and are trying to help you? Are you feeling stressed out lately?

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 21:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the thoughtful reply. I’m feeling less stressed than usual, actually. Life is flowing really well.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:55:16 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 05:05:57 ago (+0/-0)

Bring it on! For once I hope they’re right.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 17:05:28 ago (+1/-0)*

Some strange behaviors I've noted. MOst poeple think I'm too something to mess with, so I'm pretty much on my own.


Anyway ANYONE else NOT sleeping (more than a minute or 2 (passout) followed by a JOLT wakeup???

[ - ] VigourousJackson 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:57:52 ago (+1/-0)

magnetic pole (poal?) shift, we're fucked.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:22:09 ago (+1/-0)

Yep. Apparently it happens every 12,000 years - and we are at the end of the 12,000 year period, give or take a few hundred years - or it might happen before Christmas.

Might be a fitting end - Western civilisation is falling, why not take the world with us?

[ - ] TerryB 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:37:44 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you are in California or New York and something is about to wipe those places off the map.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 16:42:47 ago (+1/-0)

Wishful thinking, TerryB! But I second your sentiments….

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I know what you mean....10years ago primates couldn't speak, today it seems that every knuckle dragging mud monkey learned how to say "I can't breed".

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:22:21 ago (+1/-0)

They knew how to say gibz meh and muh dyck! Before Derek Chauvin was accused of doing his job.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeit!!!!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:20:25 ago (+1/-0)

I just saw a herd of elephants run to higher ground in thailand

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 15:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you’re staying there :D

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 01:42:40 ago (+0/-0)

I followed the elephants

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:23:28 ago (+0/-0)

I've never seen fat Thai girls before.

You uh lie!

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 01:37:56 ago (+0/-0)

haaa!

[ - ] Wwwwwww 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 08:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

My husky is going off the rails last two weeks. Started randomly attacking my elderly dog. It's the 5g waves...lol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 8, 2022 06:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

My cat is weird ALL the time, just like me.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 23:11:44 ago (+0/-0)

It’s almost like they know this is the end of our world as we know it.

Come again?

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 23:20:19 ago (+0/-0)

Ughhhhhh, I sound like that faggot Michael Stipe. What I’m getting at is that our world is rapidly changing now and maybe my little guys are sensing the heavy energy.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 22:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

Get a de-worming syrup from your local feed/rural type store and see if that improves their energy after a few days.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 22:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

The Lord is coming.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:45:56 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe you’re dying and they know it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 20:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

Are you double boosted Xtra gudded?

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. Maybe they are sick. It's could be the food you're feeding them or maybe they are eating something outside that's not good.

[ - ] OyGoy 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 7, 2022 17:42:49 ago (+0/-0)

My budgie's moulting, so it's its usual screaming self.