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Handy household chemical mixing chart

submitted by SparklingWiggle to preppers 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 08:22:30 ago (+58/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Aze 10 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 08:55:07 ago (+10/-0)

Great, now I NEED to know wtf is in hair conditioner that makes it not play nice with lye and peroxide.

And I am dying to know what don't do it means.

In before some genius says it means don't do it.

[ - ] germ22 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:03:17 ago (+3/-0)

Agree, this incomplete date compels me to try it.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 14:52:19 ago (+3/-0)

Saponification. Conditioners are just emulsified fats. Add an alkaline and it will produce an exothermic reaction and will burn your skin and such.

[ - ] Noctis_Labyrinthus 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:55:48 ago (+0/-0)

And make soap?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 21:51:54 ago (+0/-0)

Like jew soap?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:10:26 ago (+2/-0)

Please report back, or assign other to do so in the event of your demise.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:02:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:19:02 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:55:40 ago (+0/-0)

If its a red box, at least try it outside. Probably don't want that stuck in your house.

[ - ] Temp20210918c 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 11:13:36 ago (+1/-0)

And mind the quantities--poison is in the dose. If it starts spitzen-sparken, or emitting a toxic gas, better not to have a metric shitte-tonne of it around.

Being on the right side of a 10-foot pole probably wouldn't hurt either.

You can always dial up the danger quotient as you gain familiarity.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:00:52 ago (+5/-0)

I think you mean "test in synagogue."

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 11:32:23 ago (+3/-0)

I also forgot to mention:

Stay upwind.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

It's not recommended

[ - ] PawpawMan 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 09:35:35 ago (+3/-0)

It would be important to note that you cant just mix lye and cooking oil to make soap. It needs about a month to cure or else it will burn your skin.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:08:37 ago (+1/-0)

No, it's important people learn the hard way.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:48:01 ago (+0/-0)

It also needs to be mixed extremely well.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 15:02:18 ago (+0/-0)

Depends on heating and cooking. Hot process soap is ready in a day. Cold process is 3 to 6 weeks

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 10, 2022 12:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

Any benefits to cold processing?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 13:33:34 ago (+2/-0)

"Dont try it"

hrm.......

"Chloroform"

see now youre just tempting me.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 15:02:45 ago (+1/-0)

It worked for Casey Anthony.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 22:30:12 ago (+1/-0)

Sexy sexy murderess

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 10, 2022 05:00:00 ago (+0/-0)

What a wild ride.

Would consider it.

Nothing wrong with sticking your dick in crazy as long as it doesnt follow you home.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 10, 2022 15:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ya don't have to worry about child support :)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 10, 2022 09:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

I hear she frequents nightclubs, started her own detective agency, and is available for one-night stands.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:50:09 ago (+1/-0)

Date night!

[ - ] chump 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 13:16:55 ago (+2/-0)

“Don’t do it”-now I know what I’m doing this weekend.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:37:02 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 11:57:43 ago (+0/-0)

Ooops. Go ahead and repost it.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:32:54 ago (+2/-0)

And here I've been scrapping my bong

[ - ] RomanSalute 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:43:16 ago (+2/-0)

Paid 10 bucks for 420 cleaner once a long time ago.

Said fuck this. I could've bought a g/dime (this was back when Reggie was still around. Late 2000s)

Threw alcohol, coarse salt, and fingernail polish remover(acetone) together.

That shit cleans your glass better than anything.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:08:12 ago (+0/-0)

Oh Reggie, I dont miss you at all.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:49:04 ago (+0/-0)

Reggie Noble?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 22:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

"420 cleaner" is basically just alcohol and sand with some stuff to make it smell better.

Wtf is Reggie?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:57:58 ago (+0/-0)

Hot water to loosen, then a fuckton of salt in rubbing alcohol does wonders. Salt does not dissolve in rubbing alcohol...will dissolve with a hot water rinse.

Will need to try with acetone like @RomanSalute suggested.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:02:50 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you scrap it? You just like to buy new ones?

(Yes, I'm being obtuse.)

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 13:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

I confess to a spelling error. Scrape. I always scraped my bongs and stored the resin for the dry season. It's not very nice but really gooey spooge will get the job done.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 10, 2022 05:00:59 ago (+0/-0)

You people clean windows?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 09:20:46 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:09:33 ago (+3/-0)

Kill all jews.

[ - ] RomanSalute 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 10:44:31 ago (+1/-0)

Sterilize the niggers

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 11:10:12 ago (+1/-0)

But what would I use to make the sterilizer!?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 15:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

Lube and lye

[ - ] Noctis_Labyrinthus 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:54:15 ago (+1/-0)

Peracetic Acid. One hell of a good sterilizing agent. Seriously kills bad microbiology. Just don't get it on metal.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

"Baking soda + vinegar = impure salt water" lmao okay bitches, from some fucking "I love science fag" whose mum cleans their space for them with industrial cleaners.

I don't care what the science says, using them together cleans better than using them individually, and much better than saltwater and will clean most things - if Baking soda and vinegar doesn't work add dishwashing liquid or lemon.

The people that say it doesn't work are all theoretical scientists, maybe they understand the theory but they have no practical experience in life or they just a hand rubbing jew that also claims vitamin C and Vit D do nothing for the immune system and shill for chemicals for cleaning and "healing".

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 21:45:35 ago (+1/-0)

Once it finishes reacting, that's all it is.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:50:59 ago (+0/-0)

Nice! If only they explained how to read the chart I might understand something.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 13:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

Put a finger on a gray square, now put another finger on a different gray square. Move one finger horizontally (side-to-side), while moving the other vertically (up-and-down) until they meet. Then read the box underneath (you will need to move your fingers away.) Then kill jews and yourself.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 13:35:07 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:08:58 ago (+0/-0)

If you're too stupid to figure the chart out, you're too stupid to even think about trying to use it without hurting yourself.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:17:49 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 12:20:28 ago (+0/-0)

You must.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:10:00 ago (+0/-0)

Don't press the shiny, red button.